Socializing Cartoons

"It's too late, Roger - they've seen us."

"Before Prozac, she loathed company."

"What does she do with her life? She's at every party I go to."

"Would you mind talking to me for a while? I forget my cell phone."

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"Well, folks, looks like we're going to be together here for a bit, so how about each of you turning to your neighbor and saying 'Howdy'?"

Narrow Escape

"Bob just came directly from work."

"You look as if you don't expect fireworks, you act as if you don't expect fireworks, you say you don't expect fireworks. But something tells me you expect fireworks."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"You're on our 'to do' list."

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

"Oh, yes, we know them. We hate them."

Extreme Socialzing

"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."

"Russ is the sort of person who never wants to be alone with his thoughts."

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"Clark and Denise are our closest neighbors."

"We know them socially - not politically."

"Oh, great! Here comes Valerie to raise the bar."

"His volumes speak silences."

"If we don't go, do you suppose anyone is going to assume we weren't invited?"

"We motored over to say hi!"

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"My social networking groups aren't doing for me what I thought they would do for me."