Soldiers Cartoons

"The Balkans. This is where I came in."

A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.

"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."

"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."

"I'm trying to forget a 401k."

"This next song goes out to anyone who's ever been in love with the idea of invading Iran."

"Who told the press we were having a bad hair day?"

"I'm having trouble getting everyone lined up."

"You don't bring a fife to a gunfight."

"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."

"He said we can just ignore the sign."

"How do you stay so calm about the stock market?"

"I'll have a mead spritzer."

"I'm beginning to feel really good about myself again."

"No flag pin!"

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

"Where my travel expenses come from is none of your business!"

"Everything, I take it, will be al dente."

"Don't act Pentagonial with me!"

"General Torrentine is for when we want something a bit more spontaneous than a measured response."

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"When your only tool is a trebuchet, every problem looks like a siege."

General U.S. Grant Displays Rare Emotion At Appomattox.

"This looked cooler in the commercials."