Solicitors Cartoons

Solicitors Cartoons

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"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."

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"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."

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"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

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"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

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"We have testimony that you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck. Tell the court - are you a duck?"

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Snow White and the Wicked Queen submit the fairness question to binding arbitration.

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"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

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"I'm certain I speak for the entire legal profession when I say that the fee is reasonable and just."

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Lawyer-Country Safari

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"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."

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"Make eye contact with the jury, but not homicidal-maniac eye contact."

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Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

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"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

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"I don't know if it's me or the system, but it seems harder and harder to make a mockery of justice."

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"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

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Lawyer-Assisted Suicide

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Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses - No soliciting.

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"Yes, Peters, it is just legalese. It's all just legalese. We're a law firm."

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"Do you have a moment to talk about toxic waste?"

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Sue the Author: 1pm-3pm

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"Please read back that last remark in a more murdery voice."

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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

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"Oh-oh, we're in trouble!"

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Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

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