"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."
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"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
Tags:advert, ad, advertisement, advertising, advertiser, business, businesses, commerce, sales, sales figures, anger, anger issues, anger management issues, advise, solutions, problem solving, marketing, marketing solution, marketing solutions, marketing tactics, sales tactics, office, offices, book keeper, bookkeeper bookkeeping, book keeping, excuse, excuses, scapegoat, scapegoating, solutions, solution, advice, advise, advising, adviser, bad advice, out of date, out dated, behind the times, pass the blame, pass the buck
"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."
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"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."
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"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."
Tags:overkill, over kill, overboard, desperate measures, macgyver, invention, contraption, inventions, contraptions, men, man, husband, husbands, reading, read, book worm, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, sleep, sleeping, up all night, late night, late nights, couple, couples, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, light, lights, lights out, your fault, his and hers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, putting up with, headlamp, head lamp, headlamps, head lamps, tools, tool, diy, solutions, problem solving, problem solved, innovative, innovative solutions, flawless, flawless execution
"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."
Tags:hannibal, goal, goals, accomplishment, accomplishments, difficult, difficult task, difficult tasks, history, carthage, elephant, elephants, alps, military history, military historian, military historians, historian, historians, solution, solutions, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, problem, problems, idea, ideas, idea man, idea men, business man, businessman, businessmen, business meeting, business meetings, troubleshoot, troubleshoots, troubleshooting, punic wars, goal-oriented
Deus ex Caffeina
Tags:coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeine hit, coffee addict, coffee addicts, coffee addiction, coffee addictions, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, deus ex machina, greek, greeks, ancient greeks, tragedy, tragedies, greek god, greek gods, plot device, plot devices, solution, solutions, hopeless, hopelessness, hopeless situation, hopeless situations
"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."
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"I can't solve your problem. I am the problem."
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Frankenstein's Reading Light
Tags:bride, bride of, frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, monster, monsters, domestic, domestic life, domestic bliss, halloween, marriage, married, married life, bedtime, bed, happy marriage, reading, read, reading in bed, book, books, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, renewable energy, renewable, renewables, eco friendly, eco-friendly, solutions, solution, solve, problem solving, innovative solutions, innovate, innovative, innovations, innovates, innovating, invention, inventions, invent, inventive
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
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Overcrowded Schools: Three Proposals.
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"Perhaps we could ﬁnd a way to redeﬁne 'proﬁt.'"
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"Don't be a stranger, now that you know the way!"
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"Try honking again."
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"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."
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Light Bulb Moment
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"You can't simply throw money at a problem; it has to be someone else's money."
"29 Across is classified, too, sir. They're all classified."
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"Please understand I can offer you only the fleeting illusion of happiness."
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, barman, barmen, bartender, bartenders, bartending, illusion of happiness, illusions of happiness, beer, beers, ale, ales, hard alcohol, drink away your troubles, drinking away your troubles, drinking problem, drinking problems, unhappy, unhappiness, temporary solution, temporary solutions, solution, solutions, problem, problems, problem solver, problem solvers
"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."
Tags:farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, dairy, dairy farmer, dairy farming, cow head, cow-head, strange, strange image, surreal, nervous, frighten, frightening, animal, animals, milk, milking, milker, milk pail, vegan, vegans, veganism, rural, country side, countryside, solution, solutions, innovative, innovation, tactless, scary, scared, spook, spooked, bull, bulls, heifer, heifers, mistake, mistakes, mistaken
"Granted, a deliberate derangement of the senses worked for Rimbaud—but would it work for us?"
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"Try blowing on it."
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"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."
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Man Lifting Heavy Block
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