Songs Cartoons

"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."

"This next song is for everyone who has ever been incarcerated."

Tarzan The Musical

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

"I did all my own stunts."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Alright, Ms. Ramsey, send in the clones."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop

Bob Dylan

"First you must see Dr. Ta, and then you must see Dr. Ra Ra, and after that you may see Dr. Boom T. Ay."

September Song.

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

'100% Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes'

"With apologies to Nat King Cole, 'Unforgettable, that's what you are.' "

"This song describes the events of a lovely spring day. The sky is a cloudless blue, birds are singing, and out at the ballpark the grass is an emerald green. It's the top of the fourth, there are two out and runners on first and second. The batter hits a slow roller down the third-base line. The third baseman scoops up the ball barehanded and tries for a force play at second..."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

In Deep Denial

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"On the advice of counsel, Senator, I'd like to sing 'The Star-Spangled Banner.' "

Christine McVie

Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.

"This next song's about pain."

"But first, our national anthem."

"This one's for me."