"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."
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"He'll have the meat loaf"
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"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."
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"You will be going on a long walk."
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"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."
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"Twenty years ago I became a nurse. Now, I don't know what the hell I am."
Fortune teller singes man's forehead.
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"In the future, everyone will have privacy for fifteen minutes."
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Crystal Goldfish Bowl
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It's just going to continue and continue.
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"You are about to be swallowed whole!"
"Ah-ha! You are not happy."
A turkey holds up a sign reading "Repent!"
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