"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
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"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"
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"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."
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"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."
Voodoo for Today
"I think I may have found the problem!"
"At least she's reading."
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"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."
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"I'd like to order from the children's menu."
"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"
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"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"
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"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."
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"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."
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