"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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nubis, underworld, god, gods, egyptian god, egyptian gods, egyptian, egyptians, ancient egypt, jackal, jackals, judgement, judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representation, legal representative, legal team, legal teams, advice, advisor, advisors, soul, souls, feather, feathers, weight, weigh, weighingA car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.
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parking meter, parking meters, expire, expires, expiring, expiration, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, soul, souls, ascend, ascends, ascending, ascension, 21 grams, 21 grams theory, angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, soul escaping, soul death, expired meter, expired meters, parking ticket, parking tickets"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, unexpected, guest, guests, doctor, doctors, knife, knives, jewish, jewish people, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, bar mitzvah, knives, sharp, cut, cutting, circumcision, shpasik, jtoons"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."
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soul, selling your soul, selling soul, souls, selling, demographic, demographics, greed, greedy, business, businesses, sinful, sins, hell, religion, religions, trends, accounting, accounts, board, boardroom, market, marketing, sales, analytic, analytics, big business, unethical, ethics, immoral, deal with the devil, deals, meeting, meetings, wrong, evil, corrupt, corruption, evils, depraved, devil"Look into my heart, get a sense of my soul."
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wolf, wolves, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, predator, predators, prey, food chain, food chains, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, business meeting, business meetings, soul, souls, heart and soul, threatening, threatened, ruthless, ruthlessness, corrupt, corruption, dishonest, dishonesty"Thank goodness you're here - I can't accomplish anything unless I have a deadline."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, businessman, working from home, work from home, deadline, deadlines, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinators, final, final deadline, under pressure, pressure, office, office drone, working life, work life, working from home, work from home, home office, home offices, covid-19, coronavirus, self-isolate, self-isolation"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"
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greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, folklore, underworld, styx, river styx, hades, afterworld, hell, charon, kharon, ferrymen, ferryman, death, dead, life after death, ferry, ferries, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, journey, journeys, trip, trips, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, voyage, voyages, air travel, sea travel, airline, airlines, salted nuts, nuts, mixed nuts, chewing gum, gum, bubblegum, snack, snacks, vendor, vendors, customer service, service, passenger, passengers, customer, customers, soul, souls"Sometimes I give myself the creeps."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, creeps, the creeps, bars, bar fly, heart to heart, honest, open up, opening, opening up, vulnerable, vulnerable, masculinity, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drink, drinking, drown, sorrows, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern lifeGrim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.
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greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, folklore, underworld, styx, river styx, hades, afterworld, hell, charon, kharon, ferrymen, ferryman, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapersdeath, dead, life after death, afterlife, ferry, ferries, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, trip, trips, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, voyage, voyages, air travel, sea travel, airline, airlines, customer service, service, passenger, passengers, customer, customers, soul, souls, tip, tips, tipping, tipping jar, tipping jars, tip jar, tip jars, gratuity, gratuities, religion, religious"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."
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singer, singers, music, musician, musicians, soul, soul music, r&b, rhythm and blues, recording artist, songwriter, songwriters, animals, animal, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, talking bird, talking birds, seagull, seagulls, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, dock, docks, water, fan, fansDeath Takes A Time-Share
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, time share, timeshare, time-share, holiday, holidays, holiday home, beach house, sea front, beach hut, summer house, summer home, vacation home, vacation, vacations, out of office, on leave, relax, relaxes, relaxing"Don't freak out - it's just a save-the-date."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, save the date, save-the-date, knock, knocked, visit, visiting, visited, visits, scythe, scythes, bad omen, omen, omens, bad omens, portent, portents, spectre, spirituality, afterlife, life after death, soul, souls, warning, warnings, invite, invitation, invitations, fate, fatalism"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
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party, parties, wholesome, nice, sweet, commiseration, commiserations, sympathy, sympathies, new year, father time, time, time goes by, happy new year, age, ageing, aged, ages, sweet, parental, paternal, death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"
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unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappy, misery, miserable, depressed, depression, depressing, clinical depression, reflection, reflections, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, spotless, clean, cleans, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, torment, soul, souls, tormented, plate, plates, washing up, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, analysis, analyst, analysts, id, freud, freudian"We're not taking new souls at the moment. We're sending them back to work at the White House."
Save Thy Soul - Save Our Historical Landmarks - Save Water
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protest, protester, activist, activism, demonstrator, demonstrate, demonstration, demonstrations, revolution, revolutions, revolutionary, revolutionist, sign, signs, protest sign, protest signs, march, marches, marching, save, saviour, water, soul, historical landmarks, catch-all, catch-alls, tree hugger, tree huggers, liberal, liberals, do-gooder, do-gooders, revolutionaries"Can you give me a minute? There are a few key people I want to take along with me."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, exec, executive, executives, down with me, hell, hellish, corporate, corporations, management, staff, staffing, delay, delaying, excuses, vicious, viciously, time has come, businessman, businessmen, chief, chief executive, chief exec"If we hurry, you might still make this Sunday's 'Times' obits."
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acceptance, accept, accepts, accepting, exec, execs, executive, executives, businessman, business man, office drone, death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, obituary, obit, obits, news, newspaper, newspapers, papers, sunday paper, sunday news, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."
Existential Risk
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board game, board games, death, grim reaper, angel of death, existential, existentialism, sweden, swedish film, swedish films, swedish movie, swedish movies, game, games, chess, chess with death, modern update, modern updates, strategy game, strategy games, strategy, strategies, soul, souls, life and death, philosophy, philosophies, fate"You'll be happy to know that race played no part in this decision."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, politically, politically correct, pc, p c, political correctness, race, racism, civil, civil rights, egalitarian, equal, equals, equality, equalities, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life