"Mmm. The soup du jour is not cream of mushroom. It is not tomato or celery, it is not chicken, nor is it Scotch broth. It is most definitely not won ton..."
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"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."
Tags:croutons, crouton, optional extra, optional extras, pointless, pointlessness, worthless, worthlessness, truck driver, truck drivers, surplus to requirement, surplus to requirements, niche job, niche jobs, modern life, delivery, delivery man, delivery men, delivery truck, snack, snacks, soup, soups, salad, salads
"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."
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The Bisque Narcissus.
"The five-second rule doesn't apply to soup."
"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"
Tags:politics, government, governments, president, presidents, soviet union, soviet russia, russia, russian, russians, russian president, borscht, soup, soups, dinner, dinnertime, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, finishing, eating, food, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, family, families, dream, dreams, goal, goals, aim, ambition, ambitions, growing up, raising kids, raising children, career goal, career goals, dream job, dream jobs, health, fitness, healthy, future, job, jobs, career, careers, cliche, cliches
"You must be terribly proud. It's the ﬁnest thing you've done."
"The soup of the day is mushroom-barley, but I'd rather talk about the soup of November 6, 1946."
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Hudson River Crouton
What the Doctor Ordered
Tags:just what the doctor ordered, home remedy, home remedies, remedy, remedies, cure-all, cure-alls, soup, soups, fruit, fruits, apple, apples, steak, steaks, pie, pies, feel better, feels better, feeling better, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, sick, sickness, sicknesses, illness, illnesses, cold, colds, common cold, common colds, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums
"Enough yin. More yang."
Tags:yin, yang, yin and yang, dualities, chinese philosophy, chinese philosophies, taoist metaphysics, tao, taoist philosophy, taoist philosophies, monk, monks, buddhist monk, buddhist monks, buddhism, spiritualism, cooking, chef, chefs, cuisine, cuisines, soup, soups, buddhist monastery, buddhist monasteries, spice, spices, food testing, food taster, food tasters, balance, imbalanced, imbalance
"We've come to spoil the broth."
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"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, noodle, noodles, soup, soups, drowning, bowl, bowls, chicken noodle soup, dream, dreams, dreaming, bad dream, bad dreams, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, recurring dream, recurring dreams, mental health
"Waiter, there's a phone in my soup!"
"Oh, you do it that way, do you?"
Tags:mother-in-law, cook, cooks, cooking, backseat, passive aggressive, passive-aggressiveness, in-law, in-laws, soup, soups, making soup, recipe, recipes, wife, wives, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws, control, controls, control freak, control freaks, dysfunction, family dysfunction, dysfunctional, dysfunctional families, thanksgiving, christmas, dinner, dinners, supper, suppers
The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey
Tags:coffee shop, coffee shops, nibble, nibbles, bite to eat, bites to eat, salad, salads, potato salad, potato salads, macaroni salad, macaroni salads, tuna salad, tuna salads, chicken salad, chicken salads, food option, food options, supplier, suppliers, rice pudding, rice puddings, soup du jour, soup, soups, soup and salad, regional supplier, regional suppliers, chain, chains, chain store, chain stores, new jersey
"Adrian says his bisque lacks focus."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, customer, customers, patron, patrons, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, soup, soups, bisque, picky, fussy, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, complaint, complaints, complaining, lack, lacking, focus, rich, wealthy, the one percent, the 1%, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, critique, critic, critics, criticising, criticizing, modern life
A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.
Tags:vending, seasonal, winter, motherly, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, soup, soups, homemade soup, homemade soups, chicken soup, chicken noodle soup, street vendor, street food, food cart, food carts, food truck, food trucks, comfort, comforting, bowl of soup, bowls of soup, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs
"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"
The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.
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"Soup du jour..." - "Soup du Siecle"
"Waiter, there's a pom-pom in my soup."
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"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."
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"If you're willing to wait, the soup is always better on the second day."
Tags:restaurants, restaurant, cook, cooking, serve, service, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, better tomorrow, soup, soups, wait, waiting, unhelpful, waits, better the next day, better the second day, cooks, unrealistic, food, foods, dine, dinner, dining, starter, starters, cliche, saying, saying
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."
Tags:theres a fly in my soup, there's a fly in my soup, fly, flies, soup, soups, eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, customer service, bad service, poo, poos, excrement, human excrement, table service, complaint, complain, complaints, complaining, customer complaint, customer complaints, irony, ironic, fourth fall, break the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, crouton, croutons