Soups Cartoons

"Mmm. The soup du jour is not cream of mushroom. It is not tomato or celery, it is not chicken, nor is it Scotch broth. It is most definitely not won ton..."

"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

The Bisque Narcissus.

"The five-second rule doesn't apply to soup."

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

"You must be terribly proud. It's the finest thing you've done."

"The soup of the day is mushroom-barley, but I'd rather talk about the soup of November 6, 1946."

Hudson River Crouton

What the Doctor Ordered

"Enough yin. More yang."

"We've come to spoil the broth."

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

"Waiter, there's a phone in my soup!"

"Oh, you do it that way, do you?"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Adrian says his bisque lacks focus."

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"Soup du jour..." - "Soup du Siecle"

"Waiter, there's a pom-pom in my soup."

"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."

"If you're willing to wait, the soup is always better on the second day."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."