"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"
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argue, arguing, argument, run away, running away, run-away, annoyed, annoy, angry, angered, youth, southern, southerner, south, shotgun, shotguns, pickup, truck, trucks, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, mid-life, marriage, married, tired, fed up, youthful, reminisce, nostalgia, nostalgic, fed-up, done, had enough, road trip, roadtrip, road tripsLast Chance For Reality
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reality, realistic, fantasy, bar, bars, house, houses, beer, beers, pub, pubs, florida man, florida, the south, the american south, south, southern, redneck, rednecks, white trash, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"
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cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, brokeback, married, married life, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, south, southern, south america, deep south, love, loving, romance, romantic, role play, roleplay, bedroom, bedroom scenes, top, bottom, fil, films, movie, movies, cinema, pop culture, pop culture referenceWhack-A-Yankee
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yank, yankee, yankees, whack-a, whack, whack a, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, cliche, cliches, mid west, south, the south, southern, southerners, deep south, texan, texas, texans, word play, play on words, word-play, cliche, cliches, divide, division, divided, divisions, civil war, america, american, social"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."
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menu, menus, bartender, diner, diners, bartenders, hillbilly, redneck, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, gross, disgust, revolting, chewing, chewed, chewing tobacco, tobacco-juice, tobacco juice, bartenders, rednecks, south, southern, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, grim, disappointment, repulsive"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."
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western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, country, country singer, country music, music, musician, musicians, musical, musically, guitar, guitars, ten gallon hat, 10 gallon hat, cowboy hat, play on words, word-play, word play, headache, rebuff, married life, marriage, date, dates, dating world, heartache, ache, headache, country and western, country western, south, southern, deep south, rebuff, sad song, sad songs, depressing, depressing song, depressing songs, breakup song, breakup songs"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."
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california, states, state, northern, north, south, southern, regional, region, regions, different, difference, differences, urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, rural, rural living, countryside, life in the country, life in the countryside, pastoral, intellectual, calm, quiet, peaceful, environment, nature, gaudy, loud, flashy, materialistic, crowded, la, l.a., los angeles, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, travel, car, cars, driving, road trip, road trips"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"
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cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, south, deep south, southern, south america, midwest, historical, history, american history, game, games, poker, pokers, scrabble, scrabbles, cheat, cheating, caught, caught red handed, inversion, invert, inverted, subvert, subversion, subverted“Sightings to date of Tilda Swinton in Kansas: Zero"
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kansas, deserted, wasteland, empty, rural, in the sticks, outback, country, countryside, road, long road, south, southern, mid west, midwest, mid-west, bible belt, desolate, state, states, celebrity, celebrities, paparazzi, papped, paparazzo, fame, famous, famous figures, pop culture, culture, movie, movies, film, films, cinema"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."
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migration, migrations, migrating, going south, winter, wintertime, season, seasons, seasonal, seasonal migration, south, flying south, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, snowbird, snowbirds, travel, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, retiree, retirees, retirement"It just so happens that it's time to fly south."
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south, fly south, flies south, flying south, winter, winters, winter weather, migrate, migrates, migration, migrations, windfall, windfalls, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax dodging, tax, taxes, tax season, tax seasons, tax avoidance, rich, wealth, wealthy, riches, bird, birds, birder, birders, bird watcher, bird watchers, coincidence, coincidencesCountry Music Awards
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country music, country, singer, singers, song, songs, sing, music, musician, musicians, sad song, sad songs, love song, love songs, south, the south, the bible belt, nashville, tennessee, redneck, rednecks, name, names, stage name, stage namesLittle Red Riding Hood in Dallas
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dallas, texas, southern, south, american south, us, america, united states, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, brothers grimm, little red riding hood, red riding hood, wolf, wolves, grannies, grandma, grandmas, nana, nanas, nan, nans, tacky, big hair, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, style, hairdo, beauty, make-up, wig, wigs, modern fairy tale, modern fairytale, visiting grandma, visiting nan, visiting nanaDept. of Lost Causes
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lost cause, lost causes, southerner, southerners, confederate statue, confederate statues, statue, statues, confederacy, confederated states, csa, confederated states of america, fail, fails, failure, failures, famous failure, famous failures, monument, monuments, reflecting pool, reflecting pools, defeat, defeats, southerner, southerners, south, shrine, shrines"Every four years, we're the Heartland, and then, poof, back to Flyover Country."
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heartland, election year, election years, coastal elite, coastal elites, middle america, midwest, south, america, american, americans, united states, elite, elites, snob, snobs, politician, politicians, campaign promise, campaign promises, flyover country, elitist, working class, working classes, appeal, appeals, appealing, disingenuous, compliment, compliments, butter up, forgotten, kiss up, kissing upQuaint "country style" ass-whooping $1
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country style, style, quaint, old fashioned, ass-whoopin, ass whooping, beating, beat up, beat, paddle, paddes, drunk, drunkard, drunks, drunken, drinking, threat, threats, nostalgia, nostalgic, country, countryside, rural america, south, deep south, selling, sell"I've been out on the North forty, Sarah. It's a lot like the South forty."
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wild west, old west, american frontier, american history, history, homestead, homesteads, homesteader, homesteaders, family, families, husband, husbands, wife, wives, south forty, north, south, east, west"I've been out on the North forty, Sarah. It's a lot like the South forty."
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wild west, old west, american frontier, american history, history, homestead, homesteads, homesteader, homesteaders, family, families, husband, husbands, wife, wives, south forty, north, south, east, west"Do you folks ever get up North?"
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trip, trips, holiday, holidays, north, northener, northeners, south, southerner, southerners, the south, folks, introduction, introductions, eskimos, cold, cold weather, pole, the poles, nroth pole, north poles, arctic, the arctic, antartica, snow, snows, snowing