"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"
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Last Chance For Reality
"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"
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"He's from Texas."
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"Good morning, everyone!"
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"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."
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"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."
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"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."
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"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"
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“Sightings to date of Tilda Swinton in Kansas: Zero"
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"Two martinis straight up, Louis, and some good republican pork rinds."
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"You have a problem with vegans, Tex?"
"'Nother load of tobacco money headin' north, Ma." "Yep."
Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas
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High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em
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General Store Modernises
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"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."
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