This Year's Spa
"I figured as long as I was having the thorn taken out of my paw, might as well have a body scrub and get my mane redone."
"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."
Tags:heaven, angel, angels, spa, spas, dying, afterlife, the afterlife, after-life, the after-life, heavenly reward, god, gods, christianity, christians, judaism, jews, complain, complaining, dissatisfied, ungrateful, hotel, hotels, hotel spas, hotel spa, unreasonable, fitness, wellbeing, well-being, well being, day spa, day spas, immortality, paradise, imperfect, imperfection, life after death, afterworld, the afterworld, after world, the after world, after worlds, afterworlds
"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."
"He didn't want to end it, so I told him I wanted to get married."
Tags:couple, couples, threat, threatening, separation, separated, break-up, break up, break-ups, break ups, emotional manipulation, spa, spas, massages, spa day, spa days, proposing, propose, proposal, proposals, masseur, masseurs, massure, massures, breaking up, split up, splitting up, ex boyfriend, ex, exes, girl talk, ending it, ended it
"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."
Tags:massages, masseuse, masseuses, masseur, masseurs, spa, spas, spa day, spa days, spar treatment, spa treatments, overworked, overworking, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, stress, stressed, stressed out, tense, tense muscles, breakdown, breakdowns, falling apart, under pressure, modern life, modern expectations
"How's my inane chitchat?"
Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.
Tags:advert, advertising, ad, ads, adverts, advertise, advertisement, advertisements, milk bath, milk baths, spa, spas, suburban, suburbs, burb, burbs, exercising, exercise, exercised, quality, qualities, low-quality, elderly, parent, parents, parenting, fitness, rest, relaxing, nan, nans, grandparent, grandparents
"I enjoyed the sauna very much, and may I say this is the friendliest bank in my whole business experience?"
A professional wrestlers prepares to
Tags:lucha, lucha libre, wrestler, wrestlers, wrestling, professional wrestler, professional wrestlers, professional wrestling, massages, massage therapy, massage therapist, massage therapists, chiropractor, chiropractors, chiropractics, relax, relaxes, relaxing, spa, spa vacation, spa vacations, wrestling ring, wrestling rings, unwind, unwinds, unwinding, tense, tension
"He looks so relaxed."
"You're incredibly tight."
"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."
Tags:gossip, gossips, public bath, public baths, public bathing, spa, spas, spa treatment, spa treatments, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, jacuzzi, jacuzzis, hot tubs, book, books, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, writer, writers, literary aspiration, literary aspirations, literary ambition, literary ambitions, goal, goals, ambition, ambitions
"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"
Tags:beauty treatment, beauty treatments, beauty spa, beauty spas, spa treatment, spa treatments, spa, spas, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairdresser, hairdressers, ugly, ugliness, self-esteem, self esteem, self-confidence, self confidence, low self-esteem, comparison, comparisons, beauty standard, beauty standards, standards of beauty, unflattering comparison, unflattering comparisons
A woman with a green face mask sits next to an alien
"Now, dear, we;ll just forget all about Hitler and Mussolini and all our nasty old cares."
Tags:worrier, worriers, worrying, salon, salons, massage therapy, massage treatment, massage treatments, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, beauty spa, beauty spas, spa, spas, spa treatment, spa treatments, mussolini, adolf hitler, benito mussolini, second world war, world war ii, world war 2, anxiety, anxieties, relaxation, relaxations, relaxing, relaxed, masseuse, masseuses, stress, stresses, stressed, stressed out, stressful, stressfulness