"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."
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"For some reason the earthlings are not regarding us with the level of awe we were told to expect."
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"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."
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“Well, whatever it is, it’s within a stone’s throw of the Big Bang.”
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"I write astronaut banter for NASA."
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"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"
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"Captain, it looks like we've entered cyberspace."
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"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."
"NASA has been broke since the eighties. We had to pay for this somehow."
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"Can you hear us now?"
"I guess we didn't really think about the prospect of her burning up upon re-entry."
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A bird leaves an egg spaceship.
"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."
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My dinner with Andromeda
"Call when you get there!"
First Cynic in Space
"Careful - they are armed and very religious."
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"Is that bubble wrap? I love bubble wrap."
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Astronaut crash landing in the middle of a garden party.
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"Good news-they found water on the moon."
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The First Black Man on the Moon
An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.
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"I'd like to say 'Hi' to my granddaddy in Roswell, New Mexico."
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