"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."
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Alien looks into an open sewer that is actually a porthole to the universe.
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"For some reason the earthlings are not regarding us with the level of awe we were told to expect."
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"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."
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"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
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“Well, whatever it is, it’s within a stone’s throw of the Big Bang.”
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"They're very time-sensitive."
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"I write astronaut banter for NASA."
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NYC Department of Sanitation
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"They seem friendly enough so far."
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"Take us to your most influential power couple."
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"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"
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"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."
"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."
"NASA has been broke since the eighties. We had to pay for this somehow."
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"Can you hear us now?"
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"I guess we didn't really think about the prospect of her burning up upon re-entry."
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"So much for finding intelligent life."
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A bird leaves an egg spaceship.
"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."
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"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."
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"Oh, is that today?"
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