"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."
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You must be this tall.
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This Week's Elvis Sighting
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"Actually, it was a day not without interest. As I approached my office, I was mysteriously drawn into an alien spacecraft which transported me at the speed of light to the far reaches of the universe. There I was the subject of bizarre sexual experiments
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"A little lower."
"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."
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"I don't like the looks of that!"
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An astronaut exploring a new planet finds a "No Smoking" sign.
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Lesser-Known Features of the Apollo 13 Command Module
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"But if we destroy the planet earth, they'll stop making these great cheap shoes!"
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Alien David statue
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"We told them it was space camp. They're Elon Musk's problem now!"
"Oh, yeah – I couldn't get two seats together."
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Go get'em bro.
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Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.
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After travelling mroe than 3,000,000,000 miles the spacecraft 'New Horizons' zups past Pluto... ... and continues on."
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"I locked the keys inside."