"All of Earth's problems seem so small up here, compared with the whistling sound Rodriguez makes in his sleep."
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"I write astronaut banter for NASA."
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"This is a spaceman and a spacewoman on a spacewalk. This isn't a spacedate."
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First Cynic in Space
"I'd like to explore the future market."
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Astronaut crash landing in the middle of a garden party.
An astronaut exploring a new planet finds a "No Smoking" sign.
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Alien David statue
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'Air Breathed By Astronaut: 25 cents
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"So, who won here?"
Hippie on the moon
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