Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
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"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"
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"We're not friends-she just e-mails me things I'm not interested in."
"We just need your e-mail address so we can e-mail you all day every day for the rest of your life."
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"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."
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Berlitz guide to Scamese
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"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."
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"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."
A wise man on a mountain finds many flyers for a Chinese takeaway restaurant outside the entrance to his cave.
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My Spam Sketchbook
"There is a Mr. Hayer at the front door with four hundred and twenty-seven legitimate ways to beat the system."
"I'm starting to think humans don't even like winning free cruises."
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"Just go ahead and enter your email for us."
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Congratulations You Have Been Selected to Receive a Free Gift Card
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"You have been pre-approved for the platinum experience with cashback rewards."
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"I told him not to click on it."
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"I've been preapproved for another credit card apparently because I have a pulse."
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It's 10pm. Is your money working for you?
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"I create spam for the internet."
God finds all the prayers of mankind in his spam folder.
"Not love. Targeted advertising."
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Ed Revere, Spam Courier
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