"Are you multitasking me?"
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"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"
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"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
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"I yo-yo, he pivots."
"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."
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"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."
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An excerpt from "Men are from Belgium, and women are from New Brunswick".
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Silent Fight #8997
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"Mother was right about you. You're a toaster."
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"What is it this time? My maleness? My Anglo-Saxoness? My Pincetoness? My lawyerness?"
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"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."
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"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "
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"You're just mad because I found a scholar to back me up."
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You Must Be This Tall - To Have An Opinion
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"You just don't get it, do you?"
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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."
A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.
"Would a little cuddling kill you?"
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"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."
"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"
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"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."
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"I was sad because I had no walking stick, until I saw a man who had no spats."
"I was hoping to settle this without avoiding some sort of argument."
"I do not have a roving eye. I have attention-deficit disorder."
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