Spats Cartoons

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC123709
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3328x3500 pixels (unwatermarked)
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breathe, breathes, breathing, snore, snores, snoring, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, annoy, annoys, irritate, irritations, irritations, irritates, irritating, noise, noises, sound, sounds, share a bed, sharing a bed, married couple, married couples, spat, spats, fight, fights, argument, arguments, loud breathing, loud breathers, couple, couples

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC121720
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3500x2604 pixels (unwatermarked)
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website, websites, personal website, personal websites, blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, unpopular, internet, webpage, webpages, insult, insults, insulting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, writer, writers, author, authors, autobiographical, autobiography, autobiographies, uninteresting, bore, bores, boring, loser, losers, supply and demand, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spats

Trouble Ahead

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC133717
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2701x2124 pixels (unwatermarked)
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trouble ahead, argument, arguments, towel, towels, customized, customizations, customised, customisation, hand towel, hand towels, his 'n' hers, his and hers, bath towel, bath towels, set, sets, spat, spats, row, rows, fight, fights, fighting, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, hers 'n' hers, hers and hers, claim, claims, claiming, possession, possessions

"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC29682
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2844x2197 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dog, dogs, housebreaking, housebroken, one-track mind, one-track minds, singleminded, urinate, urinating, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, rant, rants, ranting, argument, arguments, arguing, solution, solutions, useless, singleminded, single-minded, spat, spats, argument, arguments, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC124243
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4625x4076 pixels (unwatermarked)
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collectible, collectibles, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, straw, straws, collector, collectors, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, slob, slobs, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, argument, arguments, spat, spats, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, frustration, frustrations

An excerpt from "Men are from Belgium, and women are from New Brunswick".

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC39039
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2256x2917 pixels (unwatermarked)
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passive aggressive, cook, cooks, cooking, communication, communication problem, communication problems, husband, husbands, wife, wives, home cooking, meatloaf, passive-aggressiveness, sex difference, sex differences, gender difference, gender differences, marriage, marriages, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, spat, spats, marital spat

Silent Fight #8997

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC125558
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3140x2423 pixels (unwatermarked)
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argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, spat, spats, row, rows, seethe, seethes, seething, silence, stew, stews, stewing, anger, unspoken anger, furious, furiousness, apoplectic, rage, rages, raging, silent rage, silent rages, marital discord, communication, communication issues, couples counselor, couples counselors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC133539
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4547x4828 pixels (unwatermarked)
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treehouse, treehouses, tree house, tree houses, escape, escapes, escaping, married life, separate space, separate spaces, mancave, mancaves, man-cave, man-caves, retreat, retreats, argument, arguments, spat, spats, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, marital discord, keep the peace, keeping the peace, hideaway, hideaways, hiding spot, hiding spots, secret hiding spot, secret hiding spots, secret, secrets, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems

"You're just mad because I found a scholar to back me up."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC122694
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3329x2663 pixels (unwatermarked)
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scholar, scholars, argument, arguments, arguing, mediate, mediates, mediating, mediator, mediators, fight, fights, fighting, spat, spats, dispute, disputes, referee, referees, refereeing, scholar, scholars, knowledgeable, pout, pouts, pouting, couple, couples, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, disagreeing

"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC135258
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4466x4626 pixels (unwatermarked)
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apology, apologies, spat, spats, row, rows, fall out, falling out, florist, florists, flower, flowers, bouquet, bouquets, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriages, long-term relationship, overreact, overreaction, self-righteous, self-righteousness, outraged, indignant

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC121438
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6000x4771 pixels (unwatermarked)
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blame, blames, blaming, spouse, spouses, feminism, feminist, feminists, husband, husbands, paranoid, paranoia, fault, scapegoat, scapegoats, row, rows, fight, fights, argument, arguments, spat, spats, marital, disagreement, disagreements, magazine, magazines

"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC24088
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1409x1581 pixels (unwatermarked)
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king, kings, queen, queens, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, infidelity, infidelities, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, politician, politicians, government, governments, fib, fibs, fibbing, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, argument, arguments, arguing, disagreement, disagreements, admit, admits, admitting, confess, confesses, confession, confessions, justification, justifications, honest, honesty, dishonest, dishonesty

"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC133408
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3030x3066 pixels (unwatermarked)
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forgive, forgives, forgiveness, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flyer miles, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, comfort, comforts, comforting, airline miles, airline, airlines, airport, airports, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, plane travel, plane travels, marital fight, marital fights, spat, spats, argument, arguments, marital, row, rows, make up, makes up, making up, buy forgiveness, buying forgiveness, bribe, bribes, bribery

"Would a little cuddling kill you?"

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC123942
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5545x3441 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cuddle, cuddles, cuddle buddy, cuddle buddies, tender, tenderness, cellmate, cellmates, cell mate, cell mates, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, correctional facilities, affection, display of affection, displays of affection, neglect, neglected, neglecting, couple, couples, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, bunk bed, bunk beds, bunk, bunks, spat, spats, row, rows, argument, arguments, arguing

"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC28294
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2035x1895 pixels (unwatermarked)
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breakup, breakups, breaking up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, old age, old people, old couple, old couples, wives, wife, marry, marrying, married couple, married couples, fight, fights, fighting, spat, spats, falling out, fall out, falls out, confession, confessions, dark secret, dark secrets

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC132658
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2733x3700 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mixed marriage, downhill racer, compliment, compliments, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, bathing suit, bathing suits, insult, insults, insulting, husband, husbands, new swimsuit, new swimsuits, new bathing suit, new bathing suits, hurtful, row, rows, spat, spats, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC36274
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1971x1988 pixels (unwatermarked)
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historian, historians, future historians, debate, debates, argument, arguments, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, fight, fights, fighting, married couple, married couples, arguing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, disagreement, disagreements, drop it, dropping it, academic, academics, judge, judges, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, decision, decisions

"So soon? But we've barely scratched the surface of our discontent."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC41147
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2393x3256 pixels (unwatermarked)
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discontent, surface, marital fight, marital fights, scratched the surface, leaving home, relationships, shakespeare, literary, william shakespeare, discontent, fight, fights, argument, arguments, row, rows, spouse, spouses, walk out, walks out, walking out, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spat, spats, divorce, divorces, move out, moves out, moving out, last straw, richard iii, disagreement, disagreements, mankoff

"What do you think sitting around being bored out of your mind will be like in the new millennium?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC43053
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3102x2520 pixels (unwatermarked)
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millennium, bored, boredom, sit, sitting, fights, marital, marriage problem, marriage problems, spat, spats, domestic, domestics, boring, dull, dullness, marriage, fights, marital, relationships, marriage, new years, new years eve, new year's eve, relationship problem, relationship problems, mankoff

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC143061
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5700x4262 pixels (unwatermarked)
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spat, spats, argument, arguments, argue, arguing, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, royal, royals, royalty, divine right, divine right of kings, war, wars, warring, fight, fights, fighting, overreaction, overreact, overreacting, medieval, chivalry, chivalrous, insult, insulting, insults, insulted, toxic masculinity, army, armies, battle, battles, battling, petty, petty dispute, pettiness

"Can we talk about this after work?"

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC120284
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3000x2106 pixels (unwatermarked)
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homeless, homelessness, argument, arguments, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, talk, talks, talking, conversation, conversations, discussion, discussions, earning potential, wage, wages, finances, personal finances, job, jobs, argument, arguments, spat, spats, row, rows, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, after work

"Don't you dare float your head to the ceiling while I'm talking to you!"

Artist:
Duffy, J. C.
Search ID:
CC122887
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3290x3948 pixels (unwatermarked)
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float, floats, floating, headless, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distracting, behead, beheads, beheading, ignore, ignores, ignoring, marriage, marriages, married, married life, spat, spats, tiff, tiffs, fight, fights, fighting, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments

"Look―I said I was sorry!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400468
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2433x3578 pixels (unwatermarked)
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apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, apology, apologies, sorry, not enough, too little, too late, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, kill, kills, killer, killers, killing, wife, wives, headless, decapitate, decapitates, decaptitating, decapitation, decapitations, killer, killers, horror, scary story, scary stories, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, campfire story, campfire stories, spat, spats, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, fight, fights, fighting, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors

"You're right - I'm not listening to you - I'm reading the crawl on the bottom of your screen."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC66435
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3006x2439 pixels (unwatermarked)
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married, married couple, married couples, marriage, ignoring, tuning out, not listening, not paying attention, drowning out, squabble, squabbles, lovers' quarrel, lovers' quarrels, spat, spats, nag, nags, nagging, harridan, lazy, laziness, complaint, complaints, television, televisions, cable news, cable tv, tv screen, tv screens, the crawl, chyron, chyrons

"Why isn't it O.K. for us to have different mirages?"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC124244
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4512x3467 pixels (unwatermarked)
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argument, arguments, spat, spats, fight, fights, fighting, pick a fight, picks a fight, picking a fight, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, marriage, row, rows, rowing, fall out, falls out, falling out, argue, argues, arguing, disagreement, disagreements, disagreeing, desert, deserts, survive, survives, survival, mirage, mirages, hallucinate, hallucinates, hallucination, bicker, bickers, bickering, marital problem, marital problems