"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."
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"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."
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"We're done with Baby Einstein. We're on to Baby Bruckheimer."
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"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."
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"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."
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"Our next speaker looked into the abyss and made a few notes."
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"Dick, would you be the keynote speaker at my funeral?"
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Land Of The Spokespersons
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Natural Phenomena of 15-E
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"It's for you, Mr. Secretary—from Newt Gingrich."
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"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."
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"Those are all brilliant points, but I'm louder."
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"Mr. Chairman, distinguished guests, Gramm, Rudman, Hollings..."
"Hold on, Mrs. Martin, you know that book is not on the approve curriculum!!"
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"No wonder we could get tickets."
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"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"
Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.
"I'll take that one."
"Now turn your head and cough."
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"Gentleman and laides..."
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"I think you should all consider yourself very fortunate to be here considering how few seats there are for this event."
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"This is a good jumping off point for our final topic."