Speaking Cartoons

"My fellow victims. . . "

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

Mrs. Coffee

"Polly want to abandon speaking of herself in the third person."

"I'm allergic to the sun."

"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."

"Preparing to Cross the Alps: Hannibal's Address to his Elephants

"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."

"Yo, Benny, how's the ticker?"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"He's swearing in full sentences now."

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

"And when I say 'The American People', I am of course referring to the handful of supporters assembled behind me."

"From now on, Ted, I will speak only when adequately represented by counsel."

Running on Empty

"We think you could gain much wider support simply by re-languaging your bigotry."

"You've just raided your last patch!"

"Permission to speak freely, sir!"

"I'm tired of being treated like an object!" "I hate it!" "Yeah!" "Me too!" "What about it lady?"

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

A teacher walks into a classroom full of chatting students; once he starts to talk the students fall asleep.