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"OMG! I just got born!"
"Let's skip the TV dinners and send out for something really good. This is listed as a major television event."
"I take it this is a very special occasion."
"It's a special birthday, hon. I got your car washed."
"The occasion? Oh—that would be the fifth anniversary of our never having got married because of an earlier experience of yours that had nothing to do with me."