"O.K. Fair enough. That's a great price for mayonnaise."
"Finally! Cheap is the new black!"
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Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates
"Would you like to purchase a videotape of your transaction?"
50% Off to All Vegans
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"Does it come with magnets?"
"Gotta run, Sid! The cashmere everybody's been talking about is now twenty percent off!"
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"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."
Joe's Grammar Shop
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Hot Dog Bath
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"For a limited time we'll let you buy back your stolen itendtity."
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Buy one get one glued to the side of your face
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"They offer a great three-course meal - one appetizer and two desserts."
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"Ooh look, this week they're having a buy one, get one on burial plots."
Dave's Cannabis Dispensary: High Noon.
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"No charge. We've all wanted you out of town for a while."