"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."
"I'm not sure what I am, but I believe I'm a product of Norway."
"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"
"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."
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"If containment doesn't work, we can always eat them."
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"I think of myself first as an American, then as a bird, then as a rufous sided towhee."
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"I love you both very much but I've got to find my real parents."
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"When I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us."
"If you must know, Jimmy, you came from a box in front of the market. It said 'Free Kittens.'"
Tags:adoption, adoptions, adopt, adopted, adoption story, adoption stories, orphan, orphans, orphaned, free kitten, free kittens, kitten, kittens, cat, cats, species, different species, obvious, obviousness, adopted child, adopted children, biological parent, biological parents, parent, parents, parenting
"It's genetic. My father was a dog, and I'm a dog."
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"Shall I sing like the wild Atlantic canary or the domesticated yellow canary?"
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"I don't know what you are either. I'll just write 'small brown bird'."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, animal, animals, bird, birds, unidentifiable, unknown, unidentified, science, biology, biologist, biologists, classification, taxonomy, species
"I know what I am, but I can't pronounce it."
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"I thought I'd wear the mohair for a change."
"This is the spot I was telling you about."
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