"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
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"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"
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"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."
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Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.
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Go Sign on an empty road.
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"Hi! I'm Greg Holbrook, born in L.A., now live in Stamford with my wife and three kids, went to school at Exeter, graduated Yale '38, did a two-year hitch in the Navy, now write copy for McCann-Erickson, my hobbies are tennis and sailing. Who are you and what do you do?"
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"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."
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"We gave cocaine to some and not to others, and now there's a full-on drug war."
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"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"
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Rollerblading Grandmother "Assisted" By Helpful Young Boy
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"Meth doesn't upset my stomach the way coffee does."
Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.
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"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."
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"I'm writing down the address of our website where you can go to logon and download your speeding ticket."
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"I'm afraid I wasn't watching my speed, Officer - we're fleeing from New York."
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"I've met someone with a faster modem."
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"I can have them cook that for you, but, if I do, it won't be speedy fast."
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"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."
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"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."
"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."
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"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."
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Speed Limit Strictly Enforced
"How many times I got to ask you to go easy on the stops?"
"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"
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Artists draw speed lines next to their car.