Speed Cartoons

"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.

Go Sign on an empty road.

"Hi! I'm Greg Holbrook, born in L.A., now live in Stamford with my wife and three kids, went to school at Exeter, graduated Yale '38, did a two-year hitch in the Navy, now write copy for McCann-Erickson, my hobbies are tennis and sailing. Who are you and what do you do?"

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"We gave cocaine to some and not to others, and now there's a full-on drug war."

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

Rollerblading Grandmother "Assisted" By Helpful Young Boy

"Meth doesn't upset my stomach the way coffee does."

Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"I'm writing down the address of our website where you can go to logon and download your speeding ticket."

"I'm afraid I wasn't watching my speed, Officer - we're fleeing from New York."

"I've met someone with a faster modem."

"I can have them cook that for you, but, if I do, it won't be speedy fast."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Speed Limit Strictly Enforced

"How many times I got to ask you to go easy on the stops?"

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"