Spin Doctor Cartoons

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

"Well, if you buy the stuff the public-relations people put out, I'm Edward the Great."

"He has some final words he wants to say, Nurse. Send in his speechwriters."

"Young people today need heroes - that's why I hired a P.R. firm."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Awaiting a Call from the New Administration

A Born Politician

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"Let's change 'brink of chaos' to 'Everything is wonderful.'"

"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying."

"And today in Washington a top Administration apologist issued an apology."

"More bad news!"

"It turned out that everything he poured out to me that night on the bridge was spin."

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"Hey! Why don't we just say we have ninety-one percent full employment?"

"They were good people, but they were wrong."

'In Rather Than Out' and 'Out Rather Than In'

"Oh, good. You remembered my flag."

"True, it's been revealed that I have a second family, but, I assure you, I am a decent second-family man."

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."