"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
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"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."
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"Most of all, he'll be remembered for his irrepressible spirit."
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"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
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"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."
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"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."
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"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
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"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."
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"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"
"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."
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"I'll check and see if he's available."
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"I wish you'd get into the spirit of this thing, Brewster!"
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"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."
"It's like texting, but for dead people."
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"Try twenty-three left."
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"Another glass of absinth? That's your answer to everything."
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"No matter how I treated you, Julia, haunting a man at golf is hitting below the belt."
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"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."
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"An everything Martini, please."
"Old Martini Had A Farm"
"Oh, that's what those are for!"
"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."
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"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."
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"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."
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