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"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

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"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

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"On the other hand, it may bring in more visitors."

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"I suppose this is goodbye."

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"I'm sorry, Carol. I just feel like I should be seeing someone closer to my own neighborhood."

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"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."

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"We are so in synch. I was just about to ask you for a divorce."

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"I'm sorry, Wilson, but I liked you better before your therapy."

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Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"

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"I've decided to cut and run."

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"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."

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"That's the couple rushing in to fill the void left by the Renfrew's divorce."

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"Dear, I'd like to roll our marriage over into an amicable divorce."

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"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."

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"You'll be back."

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"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

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"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."

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"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

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"No, no, no-stay as late as you want. In fact, divorce me."

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"We'll always have couples therapy."

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"I honestly don't know what you're waiting for. By the time I was your age, I'd been married twice."

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"My dad was too much of a babe magnet for the marriage to have worked."

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"Howard is my second husband once removed."

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"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

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