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Split Cartoons
Split cartoon 1 of 131
"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothesSplit cartoon 2 of 131
"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
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history, historical, ancient, ancient greece, greece, greek, greek history, myth, myths, legend, legends, trojan war, agamemnon, clytemnestra, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, separate, separation, separations, separate amicably, amicable separation, amicable separations, divorce, divorces, amicable divorce, amicable divorces, divorce amicably, split, amicable split, split amicably, friendly, amicably, amicable, friend, friends, friendship, peaceful, peacefully, murder, murders, murdered, killed, stabbed, drama, dramaticSplit cartoon 3 of 131
"On the other hand, it may bring in more visitors."
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cleavage, division, split, separation, mountains, mountain, hike, hiker, hikers, national park, national parks, play on words, word play, park, parks, outdoors, outdoor, nature, woods, forests, forest, sex appeal, breast, head in the gutter, get your head out of the gutter, homonym, homonyms, create interest, marketing, name change, name changes, creating interest, generate interest, generating interest, marketing company, marketing companiesSplit cartoon 4 of 131
"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselor, counselors, counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, therapist, therapists, therapy, couple, couples, happily married, married couple, married couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorced, split, splitting, separation, separating, issues, issue, problem, problems, surprise, experience, experiencesSplit cartoon 5 of 131
"We are so in synch. I was just about to ask you for a divorce."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, in synch, in-synch, in sync, in-sync, synchronised, synchronized, together, great minds think alike, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, compatible, compatibilitySplit cartoon 6 of 131
"I'm sorry, Wilson, but I liked you better before your therapy."
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dating, dates, date, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dump, dumped, split, split up, splitting up, change, changed, mental health, therapy, therapist, therapists, depression, depressed, anxious, anxiety, men, man, women, womanSplit cartoon 7 of 131
"I've decided to cut and run."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, military, iraq war, catch-phrase, catch-phrases, catchphrase, catchphrases, cut and run, cut-and-run, leaving, giving up, hurry off, word play, word play, republican party, american politics, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, pejorative, pejorativesSplit cartoon 8 of 131
"I don't like him."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, couples therapy, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, dislike, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakupsSplit cartoon 9 of 131
"I suppose this is goodbye."
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biology, biological, biological processes, cell, cells, cell division, division, separation, romance, romantic, romantically, love, loving, split, torn, torn apart, goodbye, farewell, divide, divides, dividing, bacteria, bacterium, science, scientific, scientifically, scientist, geneticists, human biology, natural sciences, natural science, microscopic life, microscopic, relationship, bond, bonds, miss you, missing, missing you, wish you were here, goodbyeSplit cartoon 10 of 131
"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, infidelity, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, cheating, cheater, cheaters, divorce, divorces, separation, split, compliment, compliments, complimenting, date, dates, dating, loveSplit cartoon 11 of 131
"That's the couple rushing in to fill the void left by the Renfrew's divorce."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, introductions, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, friend, friends, friendship, friendship group, circle of friends, social circle, social circles, friend group, friend groups, social set, social status, void, voids, hole, holes, gossip, gossipingSplit cartoon 12 of 131
"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, serial monogamy, serial monogamist, serial monogamists, matrimony, divorcee, divorcees, serial divorcee, serial divorcees, multiple marriages, spacing, evenly spaced, advice, advising, ideal, ideals, ideally, modern lifeSplit cartoon 13 of 131
"Dear, I'd like to roll our marriage over into an amicable divorce."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breaking up, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, amicable, friendly, roll-over, roll over, transformation, change, modern lifeSplit cartoon 14 of 131
"You'll be back."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, return, come back, trousers, pants, clothes, clothing, forgot, forgetting, forgotten, leaving homeSplit cartoon 15 of 131
"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."
Split cartoon 16 of 131
"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, problem, problems, crazy world, hill of beans, ego, vanity, vain, self-centred, self-centered, selfish, narcissistic, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, arrogant, arrogance, movie quotes, film quotes, movie, movie, films, films, man, menSplit cartoon 17 of 131
"And may all your chakras be blocked!"
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hippy, hippies, hippys, breakup, break up, break-up, split up, split ups, split, kicked, kick, kicks, kicked out, kick out, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcing, marriage, married, marries, marriage problems, married life, chakra, chakras, reiki, reikis, yoga, yogi, curses, curse, cursed, curse you, revenge, revenged, fight, fighting, fights, argue, argues, argument, spiritual energySplit cartoon 18 of 131
"We'll always have couples therapy."
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therapy, psychology, psychiatry, couples therapy, marriage counseling, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, leaving, memory, memoriesSplit cartoon 19 of 131
"No, no, no-stay as late as you want. In fact, divorce me."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, late, staying out late, coming home late, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, absent husband, absent husbandsSplit cartoon 20 of 131
"I honestly don't know what you're waiting for. By the time I was your age, I'd been married twice."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, serial monogamy, serial monogamist, serial monogamists, divorcee, divorcees, serial divorcee, serial divorcees, multiple marriages, second marriage, modern life, age, ageing, aging, getting older, growing older, getting old, growing old, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, dating, date, dates, commitment, fear or commitment, young, youthSplit cartoon 21 of 131
"I'm sorry, Carol. I just feel like I should be seeing someone closer to my own neighborhood."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, long distance, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, long-distance, long-distance relationship, long-distance relationships, ldr, l.d.r., ldrs.l.d.r.s., neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, ex, exes, close, closer, too far, modern lifeSplit cartoon 22 of 131
"My dad was too much of a babe magnet for the marriage to have worked."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, babe magnet, dating, modern lifeSplit cartoon 23 of 131
"Howard is my second husband once removed."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, divorcee, divorcees, second marriage, second marriages, once removed, introduction, introductions, modern life, family tree, family treesSplit cartoon 24 of 131
"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"
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king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, history, historical, medieval, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, couples therapy, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, mental health, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, king henry viii, decapitation, execution, tudorSplit cartoon 25 of 131
"Come back—I can change!"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, partners, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, leaving, giving up, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, stone, stones, change, changes, changing, i can change, come back, return, pleading, begging, convincing, geology, geologist, geologists, science, unchanging, set in stone, rigid, fixed, set in their ways, stubborn, inflexible, obstinateMore cartoons with the keyword 'split'