"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"
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chicken, chickens, free range, free range chicken, free range chicken, free range egg, free range eggs, farm animal, farm animals, divorce, divorces, divorce law, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, divorce attorney, divorce attorney, attractive, attractiveness, regret, regrets, marriages, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations"I put them up after the divorce so that he knows his father is still part of his life."
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executive, executives, business executive, business executive, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, mouse, mice, nest, nests, nesting, divorce, divorces, sleeping at work, sleeping at the office"I said I'm thinking about getting my own place."
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bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, independence, moving out, young adults, flying the nest"This will never work. I can only spoon to the left."
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divorce, divorces, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, decal, decal, car sticker, car stickers, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, daddy, daddies, dad, dads, father, fathers"Just go. I'll only end up hurting you."
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, second marriage, second marriages, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, exaggerate, exaggerating, shallow, shallowness, short term relationship, short term relationships, short-term relationship, short-term relationships, bad marriage, bad marriages"Helen! Well, I'll be damned."
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pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, ex, exes, the ex, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, revenge, getting revenge, saint peter, judgement, impartial, impartiality, bias, biased, judgement day, dying, died"Maybe we should start seeing other fiscal conservatives with social consciences."
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, seeing other people, conservative, conservatives, fiscal conservative, fiscal conservatives, social conscience, social conscience, personal politics, political persuasion, political ideology, libertarian, libertarians"Wait! Come back! I was just kidding about wanting to be happy."
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date, dates, book, books, illustrated, illustration, illustrations, compete, competition, outdo, outdone, out-do, out-done, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, couple, couples, book snob, book snobs, new edition, new editions"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."
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cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithfulness, fish, fishes, fertilisation, fertilising, fertilizing, fertilization, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, divorcing, external fertilisation, external fertilizationJust Married
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monkey, monkeys, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, nitpicking, nitpicker, nitpickers, regret, regrets, make up, making up"Call me when you've learned how to have an adult relationship with your apartment."
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couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, split-up, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-ups, apartment, apartments, untidy, untidiness, untidy person, untidy people, messy, messiness, messy person, mess people, boyfriend, boyfriends, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, unclean, uncleanly, uncleanliness, adult relationship, adult relationships, mature relationship, mature relationships"And another thing. I don't want you visiting my Web site."
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website, websites, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, vlog, vlogs, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, social media, stalking, stalker, internet stalker, cyberstalking, cyberstalker, cyberstalkers, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces"This is Ted. Almost everyone I know is divorced from someone he knows."
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