"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, bad relationship, bad relationships, monster, monsters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting"Why do we need some piece of paper to say that we both hate each other?"
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divorce, divorcing, divorced, exhausted, exhaustion, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, married, marriage, failed marriage, failing marriage, couples counsellor, couples counselor, couples counselling, marriage therapy, couples therapy, therapist, therapists, breakup, breakups, breaking up, splitting up, split up"I'm sorry, Wilson, but I liked you better before your therapy."
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dating, dates, date, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dump, dumped, split, split up, splitting up, change, changed, mental health, therapy, therapist, therapists, depression, depressed, anxious, anxiety, men, man, women, woman"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"
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chicken, chickens, free range, free range chicken, free range chicken, free range egg, free range eggs, farm animal, farm animals, divorce, divorces, divorce law, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, divorce attorney, divorce attorney, attractive, attractiveness, regret, regrets, marriages, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations"But you can't leave, Helen—I still have so much to learn from women."
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separation, separate, separated, separating, divorce, divorcing, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, split up, splitting up, walking out, dumped, broken up, break up, beg, begging, excuse, excuses"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"
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cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies, late husband, late husbands, widow, widows, ultimatum, ultimatums, smug, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, ex-husband, divorce, divorces, divorcing, wife, wives, split up, splitting up, beloved pet, pet, pets"I put them up after the divorce so that he knows his father is still part of his life."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, divorce, divorces, reminder, child rearing, kid, kids, child, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, reminders, mistake, mistakes, portrait, portraits, bad father, bad fathers, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."
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board of directors, executive, executives, split up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaking up, break-ups, goodbye, goodbyes, long goodbye, long goodbyes, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, infidelities, another woman, another man, tough conversation, tough conversations, meeting, meetings, fall in love, falling in love, fallen in love"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."
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pilot, pilots, skywriter, skywriters, skywriting, sky-writer, sky-writers, sky-writing, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, break-up, break-ups, dumped, dumping, celebrity breakup, celebrity breakups, preempt, preempts, preempting, publicity, difficult conversation, difficult conversations, single, single life, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours"Mother was right about you. You're a toaster."
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date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationship problems, breakdown, breakdowns, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, incompatible, incompatibility, toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, wrong for each other, divorce, divorces, divorcing, mother-in-law, argument, arguments, arguing, spat, spats, row, rows, quarrel, quarrels, quarrelling"And may all your chakras be blocked!"
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hippy, hippies, hippys, breakup, break up, break-up, split up, split ups, split, kicked, kick, kicks, kicked out, kick out, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcing, marriage, married, marries, marriage problems, married life, chakra, chakras, reiki, reikis, yoga, yogi, curses, curse, cursed, curse you, revenge, revenged, fight, fighting, fights, argue, argues, argument, spiritual energy"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."
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executive, executives, business executive, business executive, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, mouse, mice, nest, nests, nesting, divorce, divorces, sleeping at work, sleeping at the office"What can I say? He makes me laugh."
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breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, infidelity, infidelities, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superhero, superheroes, superhero team, superhero teams, villain, villainous, common ground, find common ground, finding common ground, new boyfriend, new boyfriends, jealous, jealousy, team, teams, duo, duos, couple, couples"Go with Hannibal if you must."
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hannibal, elephant, elephants, hannibal barca, carthaginian, carthaginians, second punic war, ancient rome, ancient romans, barbarian, barbarians, carthaginian army, carthaginian armies, military elephant, military elephants, working animal, working animals, roman republic, roman empire, saguntum, african elephant, african elephants, the alps, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, divorce, divorced, divorcing, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, breakup, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dumped, split up, separate, separating, separated, kicked out, lazy, loser, losers, unmotivated, unemployed, mooch"I said I'm thinking about getting my own place."
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bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, independence, moving out, young adults, flying the nest"I'm sorry, David, but I think it's best to make a clean break."
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couple, couples, date, dating, break up, breaking up, break-up, split up, splitting up, split-up, clean break, clean breaks, making a clean break, separation, separating, separated, violent, violence, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, baseball bat, baseballs bats, bad break up, bad break ups, bad break-up, bad break-ups, attack, attacked, attacking"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."
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couple, couples, date, dating, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, fashions, fahsion setter, fashion setters, trend, trends, following the trends, following trends, copy-cat, copy-cats, copy cats, copy cat, love affair, love affairs, nothing in common, look-alike, look alike, look-alikes, look alikes, difficult relationships, split up, splitting ip, ski jacket, ski jackets, tote bag, tote bags, man bag, man bag, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, modern life, modern fashion, blind, blindness"You've made me very happy, but now I want to be miserable again."
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cliche, cliches, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, life choices, self sabotage, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, misery, miserable, couple, couples, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections"I like the old you better."
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the new you, guitar, guitars, guitar player, guitar players, guitarist, guitarists, hippy, hippies, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, caveman, cavemen, cave dweller, cave dwellers, early man, the stone age, neanderthal, neanderthal, prehistory"This will never work. I can only spoon to the left."
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couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, sleeping together, sleep together, cuddle, cuddles, cuddling, spoon, spooning, affection, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, separating, bad relationship, bad relationships, argue, arguing, argument, arguments"You knew I was straight when you married me."
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marriages, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, gay men, gay man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtqa, lgbtqa+, break up, break-up, breaking up, breaking-up, split up, splitting up, split-up, divorce, divorcing, disagree, disagreement, argue, argument, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, excuse, excuses"Who's going to finish your sentences?"
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couple, couples, walk out, walks out, walking out, divorce, divorces, divorcing, finish each other's sentence, finishing each other's sentences, split up, splits up, splitting up, split, splits, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, other half, threaten, threatens, threatening, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, row, rows, rowing, furious"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."
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