Split Up Cartoons

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC28976
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2132x1644 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies, late husband, late husbands, widow, widows, ultimatum, ultimatums, smug, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, ex-husband, ex-husbands, divorce, divorces, divorcing, wife, wives, split up, splitting up, beloved pet, pet, pets

"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC29698
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2045x2344 pixels (unwatermarked)
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board of directors, executive, executives, split up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaking up, break-ups, goodbye, goodbyes, long goodbye, long goodbyes, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, infidelities, unfaithful, another woman, another man, tough conversation, tough conversations, meeting, meetings, fall in love, falling in love, fallen in love

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC133360
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2946x3070 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hippy, hippies, hippys, breakup, break up, break-up, split up, split ups, split, kicked, kick, kicks, kicked out, kick out, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcing, marriage, married, marries, marriage problems, married life, chakra, chakras, reiki, reikis, yoga, yogi, curses, curse, cursed, curse you, revenge, revenged, fight, fighting, fights, argue, argues, argument, spiritual energy

"Dear Jean: Confirming our phone conversation of earlier today, I no longer love you, and want a divorce."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC36688
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2418x1726 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dictating, dictate, dictates, secretary, secretaries, divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorces, split up, splitting up, split-up, splitting-up, business, attitude, reinforcing, restating, letter, letters, legal, law, lawyer, office, offices, attitudes

"Who's going to finish your sentences?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC123735
High Res:
4651x4113 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
couple, couples, walk out, walks out, walking out, divorce, divorces, divorcing, finish each other's sentence, finishing each other's sentences, split up, splits up, splitting up, split, splits, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, other half, threaten, threatens, threatening, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, row, rows, rowing, furious

"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC123025
High Res:
3323x2928 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
divorce, divorces, divorcing, walk out, walks out, walking out, split up, splitting up, wrong reason, wrong reasons, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing, mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, divorce court, reason, reasons, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, ex--husband, ex-husbands, ex-wife, ex-wives

"It's time to split the Hosta funkia!"

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC25354
High Res:
1506x1591 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcees, marriage, married, split, split up, break-up, break-ups, hosta, hostas, hosta funkia, plant, plants, splitting assets, assets, plantain lilies, plantain lily, breaking up, break up, splitting up, sharing out, dividing, horticulture, dividing hosta, houseplant, houseplants, spouse, spouses

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC126390
High Res:
3050x2733 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorced, separation, separations, walk out, walks out, walking out, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, luggage, baggage, suitcase, suitcases, style, stylish, picky, choosy, fashionista, fashionistas, attractive, move out, moves out, moving out, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaks up, breaking up

"That's my old boyfriend. He's just staying here through the transition period."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC119047
High Res:
3000x2255 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
boyfriend, boyfriends, transition, transitions, transition period, transition periods, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splitting up, move out, moving out, first date, first dates, ominous, warning flag, warning flags, new relationship, new relationships, old boyfriend, new boyfriend, internet dating, online dating, weirdo, weirdos

"It's not you, Frank, it's me - I don't like you."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC35591
High Res:
3261x2271 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dating, relationships, dining, drinking, you, me, like, restaurants, women, let down, lets down, letting down, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, it's not you, it's me, dislike, dislikes, no spark, no chemistry, first date, first dates, mankoff

"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC122734
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3005x2757 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wife, wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, walk out, walks out, walking out, equity, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, job, jobs, quit, quits, quitting, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, leave, leaves, leaving, split up, splitting up, break up, breaks up, breaking up, empty threat, empty threats, single, newly single, single life

"I hope we can still be cousins."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC119793
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2000x2083 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cousin, cousins, rural, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, redneck, rednecks, rural america, farmer, farmers, cousin, cousins, kissing cousins, first cousin, first cousins, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces

"Hi! I'm the Bluebird of Happiness. Can I get your ex-wife's new address?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC22859
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1357x1085 pixels (unwatermarked)
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happiness, depressed, depression, depressions, divorced, divorces, divorce, divorcing, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, rub salt in the wound, rubbing salt in the wound, sad, sadness, lonely, loneliness, exacerbate, exacerbates, exacerbating, relationship problem, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties

Tunnel of Love exit.

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC25042
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2412x1863 pixels (unwatermarked)
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tunnel, tunnels, tunnel of love, exit, exits, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, divorce, divorces, split up, splitting up, rocky breakup, fallout, relationship, relationships, relationship, long term relationship, long term relationships

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC123718
High Res:
5000x3277 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
divorce, separation, husband, wife, couple, lawyer, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples cousellors, oral hygiene, floss, flosses, flossing, oral health, irreconcilable differences, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, mankoff

"There's nothing wrong with you, Steve - it's just you're the incumbent."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC133018
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4511x3379 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wife, leaving, home, husband, fight, marital, problems, argument, deserting, suitcases, reasons, explanations, divorce, divorces, divorcing, marital problem, marital problems, walk out, walks out, walking out, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, breaking up, it's not you, incumbent, incumbents, lame duck, lame ducks, mankoff

"You're a good husband, Dave - I just want to start marrying other people."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC121945
High Res:
5000x3732 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationships, marriage problems, couple, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, husband, husbands, marry, marries, marrying, breakup, breakups, other people, other person, third party, third parties, mankoff

"But won't you at least stay long enough to insure a smooth transition to your successor?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC29914
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2306x1850 pixels (unwatermarked)
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modern life, marriage, divorce, divorce culture, transition, transitions, transition team, transition teams, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, redundancy, redundancies, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, breaking up, successor, successors, new wife, new wives, infidelity, infidelities, mankoff

"Look, you've been great. It's just that we'd like to start seeing other marriage counsellors."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC134860
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4625x3690 pixels (unwatermarked)
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love scenes, breakups, marriage counselors, divorce, marriage counselor, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, see other people, sees other people, seeing other people, therapist, therapists, couples therapists, couples therapists, couples therapy, let down easy, lets down easy, letting down easy, it's not you, cliche, cliches, cliched, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, mankoff

"Trust me, David, he meant nothing - it was just a training marriage."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC29141
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3480x2220 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationships, marriage, dating, modern life, divorce, divorce culture, split up, splits up, splitting up, first marriage, first marriages, second marriage, second marriages, secret, secrets, hidden secret, hidden secrets, meaningless, meaningless, secret, secrets, second family, second families, second life, second lives, mankoff

"I'm sorry, Dave, but our marriage has lost its narrative flow."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC32975
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3023x2423 pixels (unwatermarked)
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divorce, marriage, novels, critique, critiques, critiquing, writer, writers, author, authors, narrative, narratives, narrative flow, narrative flows, writing tip, writing tips, divorces, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, irreconcilable, mankoff

"It's not you, Adam. It's men."

Artist:
Finck, Liana
Search ID:
CC142700
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4749x4194 pixels (unwatermarked)
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gender, misandry, misandrist, man-hater, man-haters, men-hating, feminist, feminists, feminism, hetero, heterosexual, heterosexuals, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splitting up, cliche, cliches, it's not you it's me, it's not you, breakup speech, breakup speeches

"Well, so long, Bert."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC52803
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1726x1471 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
problems, divorce, travel, marriage, infidelity, infidelities, conquest, conquests, sleep around, sleeps around, sleeping around, bedpost notch, bedpost notches, unfaithful, marriage problem, marriage problems, bon voyage, split up, splits up, splitting up, open relationship, open relationships, walk out, walks out, walking out, goodbye, goodbyes, mankoff

"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC38052
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2322x1929 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mansplain, mansplains, mansplains, know-it-all, know-it-alls, schubert, composer, composers, threaten, threatened, threatening, walk out, walks out, walking out, smart woman, smart women, threatened, threatening, toxic masculinity, threat, threats, feminist, feminists, feminism, strong woman, strong women, smart woman, smart women, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splits up, splitting up, bad date, bad dates, single life, single woman, single women

"I'm leaving to spend more time with my family."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC32746
High Res:
3277x2417 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
family, women, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split up, splits up, splitting up, second family, second families, second life, second lives, time with the family, bigamy, bigamist, bigamists, mankoff