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Split Up Cartoons
Split Up cartoon 1 of 174
"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, bad relationship, bad relationships, monster, monsters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, bad parent, bad parents, bad parentingSplit Up cartoon 2 of 174
"Why do we need some piece of paper to say that we both hate each other?"
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce proceedings, divorce procedure, divorce petition, divorce petitions, getting a divorce, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, spousal dispute, spousal disputesSplit Up cartoon 3 of 174
"I filed for divorce on the grounds of mental exhaustion."
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divorce, divorcing, divorced, exhausted, exhaustion, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, married, marriage, failed marriage, failing marriage, couples counsellor, couples counselor, couples counselling, marriage therapy, couples therapy, therapist, therapists, breakup, breakups, breaking up, splitting up, split upSplit Up cartoon 4 of 174
"I'm sorry, Wilson, but I liked you better before your therapy."
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dating, dates, date, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dump, dumped, split, split up, splitting up, change, changed, mental health, therapy, therapist, therapists, depression, depressed, anxious, anxiety, men, man, women, womanSplit Up cartoon 5 of 174
"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"
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chicken, chickens, free range, free range chicken, free range chicken, free range egg, free range eggs, farm animal, farm animals, divorce, divorces, divorce law, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, divorce attorney, divorce attorney, attractive, attractiveness, regret, regrets, marriages, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separationsSplit Up cartoon 6 of 174
"But you can't leave, Helen—I still have so much to learn from women."
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separation, separate, separated, separating, divorce, divorcing, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, split up, splitting up, walking out, dumped, broken up, break up, beg, begging, excuse, excusesSplit Up cartoon 7 of 174
"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"
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cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies, late husband, late husbands, widow, widows, ultimatum, ultimatums, smug, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, ex-husband, divorce, divorces, divorcing, wife, wives, split up, splitting up, beloved pet, pet, petsSplit Up cartoon 8 of 174
"I put them up after the divorce so that he knows his father is still part of his life."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, divorce, divorces, reminder, child rearing, kid, kids, child, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, reminders, mistake, mistakes, portrait, portraits, bad father, bad fathers, split-up, split-ups, separation, separationsSplit Up cartoon 9 of 174
"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."
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board of directors, executive, executives, split up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaking up, break-ups, goodbye, goodbyes, long goodbye, long goodbyes, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, infidelities, another woman, another man, tough conversation, tough conversations, meeting, meetings, fall in love, falling in love, fallen in loveSplit Up cartoon 10 of 174
"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."
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pilot, pilots, skywriter, skywriters, skywriting, sky-writer, sky-writers, sky-writing, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, break-up, break-ups, dumped, dumping, celebrity breakup, celebrity breakups, preempt, preempts, preempting, publicity, difficult conversation, difficult conversations, single, single life, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumoursSplit Up cartoon 11 of 174
"Mother was right about you. You're a toaster."
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date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationship problems, breakdown, breakdowns, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, incompatible, incompatibility, toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, wrong for each other, divorce, divorces, divorcing, mother-in-law, argument, arguments, arguing, spat, spats, row, rows, quarrel, quarrels, quarrellingSplit Up cartoon 12 of 174
"And may all your chakras be blocked!"
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hippy, hippies, hippys, breakup, break up, break-up, split up, split ups, split, kicked, kick, kicks, kicked out, kick out, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcing, marriage, married, marries, marriage problems, married life, chakra, chakras, reiki, reikis, yoga, yogi, curses, curse, cursed, curse you, revenge, revenged, fight, fighting, fights, argue, argues, argument, spiritual energySplit Up cartoon 13 of 174
"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."
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executive, executives, business executive, business executive, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, mouse, mice, nest, nests, nesting, divorce, divorces, sleeping at work, sleeping at the officeSplit Up cartoon 14 of 174
"What can I say? He makes me laugh."
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breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, infidelity, infidelities, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superhero, superheroes, superhero team, superhero teams, villain, villainous, common ground, find common ground, finding common ground, new boyfriend, new boyfriends, jealous, jealousy, team, teams, duo, duos, couple, couplesSplit Up cartoon 15 of 174
"Go with Hannibal if you must."
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hannibal, elephant, elephants, hannibal barca, carthaginian, carthaginians, second punic war, ancient rome, ancient romans, barbarian, barbarians, carthaginian army, carthaginian armies, military elephant, military elephants, working animal, working animals, roman republic, roman empire, saguntum, african elephant, african elephants, the alps, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separationsSplit Up cartoon 16 of 174
"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, divorce, divorced, divorcing, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, breakup, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dumped, split up, separate, separating, separated, kicked out, lazy, loser, losers, unmotivated, unemployed, moochSplit Up cartoon 17 of 174
"I said I'm thinking about getting my own place."
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bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, independence, moving out, young adults, flying the nestSplit Up cartoon 18 of 174
"I'm sorry, David, but I think it's best to make a clean break."
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couple, couples, date, dating, break up, breaking up, break-up, split up, splitting up, split-up, clean break, clean breaks, making a clean break, separation, separating, separated, violent, violence, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, baseball bat, baseballs bats, bad break up, bad break ups, bad break-up, bad break-ups, attack, attacked, attackingSplit Up cartoon 19 of 174
"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."
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couple, couples, date, dating, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, fashions, fahsion setter, fashion setters, trend, trends, following the trends, following trends, copy-cat, copy-cats, copy cats, copy cat, love affair, love affairs, nothing in common, look-alike, look alike, look-alikes, look alikes, difficult relationships, split up, splitting ip, ski jacket, ski jackets, tote bag, tote bags, man bag, man bag, modern life, modern fashion, blind, blindnessSplit Up cartoon 20 of 174
"You've made me very happy, but now I want to be miserable again."
Split Up cartoon 21 of 174
"I like the old you better."
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the new you, guitar, guitars, guitar player, guitar players, guitarist, guitarists, hippy, hippies, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, caveman, cavemen, cave dweller, cave dwellers, early man, the stone age, neanderthal, neanderthal, prehistorySplit Up cartoon 22 of 174
"This will never work. I can only spoon to the left."
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couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, sleeping together, sleep together, cuddle, cuddles, cuddling, spoon, spooning, affection, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, separating, bad relationship, bad relationships, argue, arguing, argument, argumentsSplit Up cartoon 23 of 174
"You knew I was straight when you married me."
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marriages, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, gay men, gay man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtqa, lgbtqa+, break up, break-up, breaking up, breaking-up, split up, splitting up, split-up, divorce, divorcing, disagree, disagreement, argue, argument, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, excuse, excusesSplit Up cartoon 24 of 174
"Who's going to finish your sentences?"
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couple, couples, walk out, walks out, walking out, divorce, divorces, divorcing, finish each other's sentence, finishing each other's sentences, split up, splits up, splitting up, split, splits, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, other half, threaten, threatens, threatening, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, row, rows, rowing, furiousSplit Up cartoon 25 of 174
"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."
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divorce, divorces, divorcing, walk out, walks out, walking out, split up, splitting up, wrong reason, wrong reasons, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing, mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, divorce court, reason, reasons, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, ex--husband, ex-wife, ex-wivesMore cartoons with the keyword 'split up'