Split Up Cartoons

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"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

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"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."

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"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

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"Dear Jean: Confirming our phone conversation of earlier today, I no longer love you, and want a divorce."

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"Who's going to finish your sentences?"

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"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."

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"It's time to split the Hosta funkia!"

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"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

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"That's my old boyfriend. He's just staying here through the transition period."

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"It's not you, Frank, it's me - I don't like you."

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"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."

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"I hope we can still be cousins."

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"Hi! I'm the Bluebird of Happiness. Can I get your ex-wife's new address?"

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Tunnel of Love exit.

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"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

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"There's nothing wrong with you, Steve - it's just you're the incumbent."

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"You're a good husband, Dave - I just want to start marrying other people."

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"But won't you at least stay long enough to insure a smooth transition to your successor?"

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"Look, you've been great. It's just that we'd like to start seeing other marriage counsellors."

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"Trust me, David, he meant nothing - it was just a training marriage."

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"I'm sorry, Dave, but our marriage has lost its narrative flow."

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"It's not you, Adam. It's men."

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"Well, so long, Bert."

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"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

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"I'm leaving to spend more time with my family."

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