"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, bad relationship, bad relationships, monster, monsters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting"Why do we need some piece of paper to say that we both hate each other?"
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chicken, chickens, free range, free range chicken, free range chicken, free range egg, free range eggs, farm animal, farm animals, divorce, divorces, divorce law, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, divorce attorney, divorce attorney, attractive, attractiveness, regret, regrets, marriages, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations"I put them up after the divorce so that he knows his father is still part of his life."
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hippy, hippies, hippys, breakup, break up, break-up, split up, split ups, split, kicked, kick, kicks, kicked out, kick out, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcing, marriage, married, marries, marriage problems, married life, chakra, chakras, reiki, reikis, yoga, yogi, curses, curse, cursed, curse you, revenge, revenged, fight, fighting, fights, argue, argues, argument, spiritual energy"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."
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the new you, guitar, guitars, guitar player, guitar players, guitarist, guitarists, hippy, hippies, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, caveman, cavemen, cave dweller, cave dwellers, early man, the stone age, neanderthal, neanderthal, prehistory"This will never work. I can only spoon to the left."
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escape, escapes, escaping, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, filing for divorce, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, escape artist, escape artists"Oh, I'll give you that- we had a few laughs."
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, boyfirend and girlfirend, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, jack in the box, jack-in-the-box, jack in a box, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, jack-in-a-box, separation, separations, toy, toys, traditional toy, traditional toys, bad relationship, bad relationships"When is it ever the right time to ask for a divorce?"
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"Helen! Well, I'll be damned."
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pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, ex, exes, the ex, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, revenge, getting revenge, saint peter, judgement, impartial, impartiality, bias, biased, judgement day, dying, died"I never said 'I love you'. I said 'I love ya'. Big difference!"
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love, in love, romance, i love you, ily, slang, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, excuse, excuses, making excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups"Maybe we should start seeing other fiscal conservatives with social consciences."
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