Split Ups Cartoons

"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"

"Why do we need some piece of paper to say that we both hate each other?"

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

"I put them up after the divorce so that he knows his father is still part of his life."

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

"I said I'm thinking about getting my own place."

"You've made me very happy, but now I want to be miserable again."

"I like the old you better."

"This will never work. I can only spoon to the left."

"Wait a second- you and I still have a lot of finished business."

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"Oh, I'll give you that- we had a few laughs."

"When is it ever the right time to ask for a divorce?"

"Are we gonna have to scrape the Daddy decal off the minivan?"

"Just go. I'll only end up hurting you."

"We'll always have the food court."

"Oh, darling, whatever happens- ever- I know I'm probably always going to remember this as one of my happiest marriages."

"I was on hormone replacement for two years before I realized I needed Steve replacement."

"Helen! Well, I'll be damned."

"I never said 'I love you'. I said 'I love ya'. Big difference!"

"Maybe we should start seeing other fiscal conservatives with social consciences."

"But you promised to read at least fifty pages."

"Wait! Come back! I was just kidding about wanting to be happy."