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"Who's going to finish your sentences?"

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"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

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"It's not you, Frank, it's me - I don't like you."

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"I hope we can still be cousins."

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"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

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"There's nothing wrong with you, Steve - it's just you're the incumbent."

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"You're a good husband, Dave - I just want to start marrying other people."

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"But won't you at least stay long enough to insure a smooth transition to your successor?"

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"Look, you've been great. It's just that we'd like to start seeing other marriage counsellors."

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"Trust me, David, he meant nothing - it was just a training marriage."

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"I'm sorry, Dave, but our marriage has lost its narrative flow."

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"Well, so long, Bert."

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"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

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"I'm leaving to spend more time with my family."

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"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax."

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"Look, I say 'Star Wars' and you say 'Strategic Defense Initiative,' so let's call the whole thing off."

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"Look, I've tried quiet diplomacy to gain my freedom, but it just hasn't worked."

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"I'd like you to meet Nan and Leo, but I think you already know Nan from back when it was Nan and Ralph."

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"I've got to be honest, Maureen. I don't love you."

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"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

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"What can I say? He makes me laugh."

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"Cherish this moment, because clearly our parents are getting a divorce."

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"You don't get rid of him that easy, Mrs. Jacowsky."

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"Unfortunately, it turns out my marriage was pegged to the dollar."

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"Beats me. In my whole life, I never met one woman who fit that description."

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