Splits Up Cartoons

"Who's going to finish your sentences?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC123735
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4651x4113 pixels (unwatermarked)
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couple, couples, walk out, walks out, walking out, divorce, divorces, divorcing, finish each other's sentence, finishing each other's sentences, split up, splits up, splitting up, split, splits, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, other half, threaten, threatens, threatening, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, row, rows, rowing, furious

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC126390
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3050x2733 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorced, separation, separations, walk out, walks out, walking out, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, luggage, baggage, suitcase, suitcases, style, stylish, picky, choosy, fashionista, fashionistas, attractive, move out, moves out, moving out, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaks up, breaking up

"It's not you, Frank, it's me - I don't like you."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC35591
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3261x2271 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dating, relationships, dining, drinking, you, me, like, restaurants, women, let down, lets down, letting down, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, it's not you, it's me, dislike, dislikes, no spark, no chemistry, first date, first dates, mankoff

"I hope we can still be cousins."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC119793
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2000x2083 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cousin, cousins, rural, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, redneck, rednecks, rural america, farmer, farmers, cousin, cousins, kissing cousins, first cousin, first cousins, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC123718
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5000x3277 pixels (unwatermarked)
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divorce, separation, husband, wife, couple, lawyer, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples cousellors, oral hygiene, floss, flosses, flossing, oral health, irreconcilable differences, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, mankoff

"There's nothing wrong with you, Steve - it's just you're the incumbent."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC133018
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4511x3379 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wife, leaving, home, husband, fight, marital, problems, argument, deserting, suitcases, reasons, explanations, divorce, divorces, divorcing, marital problem, marital problems, walk out, walks out, walking out, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, breaking up, it's not you, incumbent, incumbents, lame duck, lame ducks, mankoff

"You're a good husband, Dave - I just want to start marrying other people."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC121945
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5000x3732 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationships, marriage problems, couple, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, husband, husbands, marry, marries, marrying, breakup, breakups, other people, other person, third party, third parties, mankoff

"But won't you at least stay long enough to insure a smooth transition to your successor?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC29914
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2306x1850 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
modern life, marriage, divorce, divorce culture, transition, transitions, transition team, transition teams, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, redundancy, redundancies, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, breaking up, successor, successors, new wife, new wives, infidelity, infidelities, mankoff

"Look, you've been great. It's just that we'd like to start seeing other marriage counsellors."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC134860
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4625x3690 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
love scenes, breakups, marriage counselors, divorce, marriage counselor, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, see other people, sees other people, seeing other people, therapist, therapists, couples therapists, couples therapists, couples therapy, let down easy, lets down easy, letting down easy, it's not you, cliche, cliches, cliched, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, mankoff

"Trust me, David, he meant nothing - it was just a training marriage."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC29141
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3480x2220 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationships, marriage, dating, modern life, divorce, divorce culture, split up, splits up, splitting up, first marriage, first marriages, second marriage, second marriages, secret, secrets, hidden secret, hidden secrets, meaningless, meaningless, secret, secrets, second family, second families, second life, second lives, mankoff

"I'm sorry, Dave, but our marriage has lost its narrative flow."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC32975
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3023x2423 pixels (unwatermarked)
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divorce, marriage, novels, critique, critiques, critiquing, writer, writers, author, authors, narrative, narratives, narrative flow, narrative flows, writing tip, writing tips, divorces, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, irreconcilable, mankoff

"Well, so long, Bert."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC52803
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1726x1471 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
problems, divorce, travel, marriage, infidelity, infidelities, conquest, conquests, sleep around, sleeps around, sleeping around, bedpost notch, bedpost notches, unfaithful, marriage problem, marriage problems, bon voyage, split up, splits up, splitting up, open relationship, open relationships, walk out, walks out, walking out, goodbye, goodbyes, mankoff

"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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CC38052
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2322x1929 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mansplain, mansplains, mansplains, know-it-all, know-it-alls, schubert, composer, composers, threaten, threatened, threatening, walk out, walks out, walking out, smart woman, smart women, threatened, threatening, toxic masculinity, threat, threats, feminist, feminists, feminism, strong woman, strong women, smart woman, smart women, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splits up, splitting up, bad date, bad dates, single life, single woman, single women

"I'm leaving to spend more time with my family."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC32746
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3277x2417 pixels (unwatermarked)
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family, women, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split up, splits up, splitting up, second family, second families, second life, second lives, time with the family, bigamy, bigamist, bigamists, mankoff

"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC135168
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3020x3144 pixels (unwatermarked)
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flat tax, fairtax, fair tax, tax rate, tax rates, tax, taxes, taxing, taxation, conservative, conservatives, republican, republicans, libertarian, libertarians, obsession, obsessions, cut taxes, cutting taxes, right-wing, right-winger, right-wingers, singleminded, single-minded, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, tax plan, tax plans, bad date, bad dates, date, dating, single

"Look, I say 'Star Wars' and you say 'Strategic Defense Initiative,' so let's call the whole thing off."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC37580
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3169x3362 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dating, relationships, weapons, military, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, arbitrary, arbitrary reason, arbitrary reasons, arbitrary reasoning, argument, arguments, fight, fights, strategic defense initiative, star wars, star wars program, star wars programs, term, terms, terminology, disagreement, disagreements, mankoff

"Look, I've tried quiet diplomacy to gain my freedom, but it just hasn't worked."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC32122
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2912x2422 pixels (unwatermarked)
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divorce, relationships, diplomacy, walk out, walks out, walking out, divorces, divorcing, freedom, gain your freedom, gaining your freedom, diplomatic solution, diplomatic solutions, irreconcilable difference, irreconcilable differences, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, mankoff

"I'd like you to meet Nan and Leo, but I think you already know Nan from back when it was Nan and Ralph."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC34468
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2233x2042 pixels (unwatermarked)
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couple, couples, divorce, divorces, divorcing, remarry, remarries, remarrying, second marriage, second marriages, introduce, introduces, introduction, introductions, introducing, party, parties, split up, splits up, splitting up, break up, breaks up, breaking up, new partner, partner, partners, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, new identity, new identities, identity change, identity changes

"I've got to be honest, Maureen. I don't love you."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302984
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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love, loves, brutal, brutality, police, police brutality, cop, cops, heartless, heartlessness, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, accuser, accusers, heartless, cold-hearted, antipathy, anger, angers, angry, couple, couples, heartbreak, heartbreaker, heartbreakers, heartbroken, law enforcement

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC32372
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1970x1736 pixels (unwatermarked)
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narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, divorce, divorces, divorcing, personal note, personal notes, news, news anchor, news anchors, anchor, anchors, self-love, selfish, self-interest, self-interested, fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, break up, breaks up, breaking up, breakup, breakups, split up, splits up, splitting up, splitsville, husband, husbands, ex-husband, ex-husbands, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical

"What can I say? He makes me laugh."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC142960
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3088x2579 pixels (unwatermarked)
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breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, infidelity, infidelities, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superhero, superheroes, superhero team, superhero teams, villain, villainous, common ground, find common ground, finding common ground, new boyfriend, new boyfriends, jealous, jealousy, team, teams, duo, duos, couple, couples

"Cherish this moment, because clearly our parents are getting a divorce."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
Search ID:
CC142498
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3088x2445 pixels (unwatermarked)
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divorce, divorces, divorcing, christmas, xmas, x-mas, silver lining, silver linings, bright side, bright sides, present, presents, gift, gifts, guilty, guilt conscience, consciences, kid, kids, holiday season, holiday seasons, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break up, breaking up, breaks up, christmas day, child, children, parent, parents

"You don't get rid of him that easy, Mrs. Jacowsky."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400124
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2663x3653 pixels (unwatermarked)
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garbage, garbage can, garbage cans, throw out, throws out, throwing out, breakup, break-ups, break-up, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, bad husband, bad husbands, toss out, tosses out, tossing out, garbage, garbage day, neglected wife, spouse, spouses, neglected spouses

"Unfortunately, it turns out my marriage was pegged to the dollar."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
BA500280
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1350x1050 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marry for money, marrying for money, rich, riches, rich guy, rich guys, marry, marriage, businessman, businessmen, dollar, dollars, currency, currencies, currency market, currency markets, foreign exchange, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups

"Beats me. In my whole life, I never met one woman who fit that description."

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
PB400716
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1484x1438 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bitter, bitterness, angry, anger, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, sexist, sexists, sexism, love, love life, love lives, self-help, self-help book, self-help books, therapy, therapist, therapists, single, lonely, bachelor, bachelors, single life, lonely life, lonely lives, breakup, breakups, split up, splits up, splitting up, break-up, break-ups