"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothes"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselor, counselors, counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, therapist, therapists, therapy, couple, couples, happily married, married couple, married couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorced, split, splitting, separation, separating, issues, issue, problem, problems, surprise, experience, experiences"We are so in synch. I was just about to ask you for a divorce."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, in synch, in-synch, in sync, in-sync, synchronised, synchronized, together, great minds think alike, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, compatible, compatibility"I've decided to cut and run."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, military, iraq war, catch-phrase, catch-phrases, catchphrase, catchphrases, cut and run, cut-and-run, leaving, giving up, hurry off, word play, word play, republican party, american politics, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, pejorative, pejoratives"I don't like him."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, couples therapy, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, dislike, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups"Dear, I'd like to roll our marriage over into an amicable divorce."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, return, come back, trousers, pants, clothes, clothing, forgot, forgetting, forgotten, leaving home"We'll always have couples therapy."
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therapy, psychology, psychiatry, couples therapy, marriage counseling, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, leaving, memory, memories"I'm sorry, Carol. I just feel like I should be seeing someone closer to my own neighborhood."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, long distance, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, long-distance, long-distance relationship, long-distance relationships, ldr, l.d.r., ldrs.l.d.r.s., neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, ex, exes, close, closer, too far, modern life"Come back—I can change!"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, partners, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, leaving, giving up, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, stone, stones, change, changes, changing, i can change, come back, return, pleading, begging, convincing, geology, geologist, geologists, science, unchanging, set in stone, rigid, fixed, set in their ways, stubborn, inflexible, obstinateMover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"
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divorce, divorced, divorcing, separate, separated, separating, split, splitting, his and hers, his, hers, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, relationships issues, relationships problems, married life, marriage, moving, move, moving house, moving day, moving truck, moving trucks, moving van, moving van, moving company, moving companies, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, van, vans, furniture, mover, movers, possession, possessions, genders, male, men, man, woman, women, home, house, marital home, marital homes"He didn't exactly ask for a divorce-he offered me an early-retirement package."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, divorce, divorcing, separate, separating, split, splitting, marriage, marriages, married life, retire, retirement, early retirement, retirement package, early-retirement, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, money, property, properties, settlement, settlements, alimony"I sold his unlisted phone number to telemarketers."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, ex, exes, former, previous, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, revenge, getting revenge, getting even, unlisted, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, number, numbers, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, sold, technology, modern life"No, this is not part of an evacuation procedure."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, leaving, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, luggage, baggage, evacuation, evacuations, emergency, emergencies, procedure, procedures"Darling, let's get divorced."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, splitting, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, timing, bad timing, no warning, out of the blue, sudden, unexpected, date night, date nights, unromantic"I'm sorry, Louis. I need someone more Y2K-compliant."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, date, dates, divorce, divorces, divorcing, splitting, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, new year, new years, new year's day, new year's eve, millennium, new millennium, 1999, 2000, year 2000 problem, y2k problem, y2k, technology, new year's resolution, new year's resolutions"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"
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shopping, shopper, shoppers, market, markets, fruit, vegetable, face, faces, head, heads, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, ex, exes, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, former, previous, familiar, similar, memory, memories, reminder, reminders, lover, lovers"Stop referring to you and me as 'we'!"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, upset, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, together, we, us, collective, referring, reference, references, psychology, language"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, family law, country, rural, farmhouse, farmhouses, feeling, feelings, decor, home decor, decoration, decorations, trend, trends, trendy, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, modern life"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bug, bugs, insect, insects, cockroach, cockroaches, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, date, dates, dating, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, heartbreak, heartbroken, ddt, d.d.t., dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, insecticide, pesticide, survivor, survivors, survival, get over, tough, strong, pest control, pest management, exterminator, exterminators, chemical, chemicals, chemist, chemists"I pronounce you man and wife. The clock is now running."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, ceremony, ceremonies, vow, vows, saying i do, wedding vows, bride, brides, groom, grooms, minister, ministers, priest, priests, clergyman, clergymen, pastor, pastors, clock, clocks, time, timer, timers, countdown, countdowns, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splitting, separation, separations, separating, modern life"I've been to all his weddings."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, ex-wife, ex-wives, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, bride, brides, groom, grooms, serial monogamist, serial monogamists, serial monogamy, divorcee, divorcees, serial divorcee, serial divorcees, multiple marriages, modern life"Is there an ex-wife somewhere in there?"
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