Splitting Cartoons

Splitting Cartoons

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Not-quite-empty-enough-nest Syndrome

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Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

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"There—now I've taught you everything I know about splitting rocks."

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Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"

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"He didn't exactly ask for a divorce-he offered me an early-retirement package."

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"Since we don't have children, my ex turned the cats against me."

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"Come back—I can change!"

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"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

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"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

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"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."

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"Stop referring to you and me as 'we'!"

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"I want out, Laura."

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"I pronounce you man and wife. The clock is now running."

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"We'll always have couples therapy."

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"You were right-we should have just split one."

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"Darling, let's get divorced."

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"I'm sorry, Louis. I need someone more Y2K-compliant."

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"I've met someone with a faster modem."

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"I'm sorry, Carol. I just feel like I should be seeing someone closer to my own neighborhood."

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"I was having trouble putting it into words, frank, but it's all in the divorce papers."

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"I say 'Au Revoir', Charles, because I'm moving in with a Frenchman."

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"Please, George...not here!"

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"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

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"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

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"It was a lovely ceremony until the bride and groom exchanged epithets."

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