Splitting Cartoons

Not-quite-empty-enough-nest Syndrome

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC131276
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empty nest, empty nester, empty nesters, empty nest syndrome, syndrome, syndromes, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, married life, marriage, divorce, divorcing, separate, separating, split, splitting, after children, when the children leave, child, children, older children, older child, parent, parents, parenting, after parenting, angry, anger, argue, argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, hate, dislike, staying together for the children

Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC140365
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conscious uncoupling, conscious uncouplings, gywneth paltrow, chris martin, celebrities, celebrity, famous, famous people, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, break up, break ups, split, splitting, separation, separating, divorce, divorcing, lesser known, lesser-known, new age, guru, friends, friend, friendly, amicable, relationship, relationships, marriage, relationship issues, modern life, calculus, math, maths, mathematics, beet, beets, piano, playing the piano, stop, end, finish, give up, part, parting

"There—now I've taught you everything I know about splitting rocks."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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CC123827
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, teaching, teach, teacher, taught, everything i know, passing on, knowledge, knowledge exchange, exchanges, exchanging, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, splitting, splitting rocks, generation, generational, generations, education, educating

Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
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CC124876
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divorce, divorced, divorcing, separate, separated, separating, split, splitting, his and hers, his, hers, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, relationships issues, relationships problems, married life, marriage, moving, move, moving house, moving day, moving truck, moving trucks, moving van, moving van, moving company, moving companies, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, van, vans, furniture, mover, movers, possession, possessions, gender, genders, male, female, men, man, woman, women, home, house, marital home, marital homes

"He didn't exactly ask for a divorce-he offered me an early-retirement package."

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
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CC32660
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, divorce, divorcing, separate, separating, split, splitting, marriage, marriages, married life, retire, retirement, early retirement, retirement package, early-retirement, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, money, property, properties, settlement, settlements, alimony

"Since we don't have children, my ex turned the cats against me."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
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CC124208
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divorce, divorced, divorcing, separated, separate, separating, split, splitting, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, married life, no children, no kids, child, children, kids, kid, cat, cats, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat owner, cat owners, manipulate, manipulation, turn against, control, controlling, influence, influencing, ex, exes, husband, husbands, wife, wives, fur children, scratch, scratches, scratched

"Come back—I can change!"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
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CC140184
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, girlfriend, girlfriend, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, partners, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, leaving, giving up, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, stone, stones, change, changes, changing, i can change, come back, return, pleading, begging, convincing, geology, geologist, geologists, science, unchanging, set in stone, rigid, fixed, set in their ways, stubborn, inflexible, obstinate

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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CC23968
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, pre-nup, pre-nups, pre-nuptial agreement, pre-nuptial agreements, family law, plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants, gardener, gardeners, plant lover, plant lovers, potted plant, potted plants, greed, anger, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, custody

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC134420
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business, businessman, businessmen, layoff, layoffs, laid off, laid-off, fired, out-of-work, unemployed, unemployment, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, family, families, kids, kids, child, children, work-life balance, bright side, looking on the bright side, optimism, optimist, optimists, optimistic, bad luck, misfortune

"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
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CC34470
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literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, book, books, king arthur, camelot, knights of the round table, round table, history, historical, medieval, knight, knights, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, bill, bills, cheque, cheques, check, checks, splitting the bill, paying the bill, splitting the cheque, paying the cheque, paying the check, splitting the check, money, splitting, separate, dividing, division, divisions, sharing, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty

"Stop referring to you and me as 'we'!"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
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"I want out, Laura."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, fish tank, fish tanks, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, goldfish, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, getting out, leaving

"I pronounce you man and wife. The clock is now running."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
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CC29912
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"We'll always have couples therapy."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC125153
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therapy, psychology, psychiatry, couples therapy, marriage counseling, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, leaving, memory, memories

"You were right-we should have just split one."

Artist:
Spaulding, Trevor
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CC141909
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animal, animals, lion, lions, lioness, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, hippopotamuses, eyes are bigger than your stomach, too much, ordering too much, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, couple, couples, full, split, splitting, share, sharing, can't finish

"Darling, let's get divorced."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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"I'm sorry, Louis. I need someone more Y2K-compliant."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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"I've met someone with a faster modem."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC46112
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"I'm sorry, Carol. I just feel like I should be seeing someone closer to my own neighborhood."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
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CC137796
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"I was having trouble putting it into words, frank, but it's all in the divorce papers."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX303011
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"I say 'Au Revoir', Charles, because I'm moving in with a Frenchman."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX302920
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"Please, George...not here!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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PB400086
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"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC120167
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"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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CC28018
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"It was a lovely ceremony until the bride and groom exchanged epithets."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
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