"We don't want you inviting friends over to play. There are liability issues."
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"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."
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Spoilers from the Da Vinci Code
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"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."
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"You know your dog better than I do."
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"If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime."
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"I had a scary dream that I wasn't getting any attention."
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"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."
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"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."
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"My mother gives me a weekly allowance, but my father gives me soft money."
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“I roamed the world trying to find myself, and then I came home and discovered happiness right here in my own back yard.”
Tags:wealth, wealthy, high society, millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, rich, riches, luxury, luxurious, pool, poolside, pool party, the 1%, the one percent, elite, elitism, trust fund, party, parties, meaning of life, self discovery, self-discovery, spoiled, understatement, gap year, maturity, immature, immaturity
"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
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"We've come to spoil the broth."
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"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."
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"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."
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"I want to deprive him of all the things I had too much of."
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"Use Your Inside Scream"
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"Earlier today, the F.D.A. recalled billions of dollars in tainted money."
"Sorry sweetie, I can't carry you anymore."
"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"
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"Mother, please! I can spoil my own child."
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"He's actually quite down-to-earth once you get to know him."
"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."
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"This all started with the Fancy Feast."