Spoof Cartoons

Rehabilitated At Last

Balloon Animal Vaccinations

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

Mediterranean Martini

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

Jimmy Mussolini With "Leon""Precious I cannot be. One more allusion to Gilgamesh and I'll trash out. I make mistakes, just like you, every day. This may be one of them. I'll take the money and walk."

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."

"It's meaningless, lady, believe me—I painted it."

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

Surreality TV

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Nobody asked me about my process."

Mary One With "Horror Show" (In Progress)"Placating proponents of, like, a rationalist strategy for postmodern deconstruction runs, like, counter to my recipe for spaghetti con i funghi."

"I wish this bench was in front of something I understood."

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."

"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."

"Thank goodness he was wearing a condom."

"We divided it up so I do everything right and he does everything wrong."

"It must be pouring outside."

Still Waiting For Something To Turn Up, Mr. Micawber Is Ignored

"Sand! Sand!"

"I've asked you not to use the siege tower to meet women."