Rehabilitated At Last
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bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, classics, classical literature, english literature, dickens, charles dickens, parallel, parallels, spoof, spoofed, spin-off, spin off, manners, good manners, etiquette, polite, politely, change of face, change, changing, change for the betterBalloon Animal Vaccinations
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spoof, spoofed, anti-vax, anti-vaxxer, vaccination, vaccinations, even kids know, get your vaccines, get your vaccinations, vaccinations, vaccine, vaccines, doctor, doctors, health, public health, kid, kids, balloon, balloons, balloon animal, balloon animals, animal, animals, vet, vets, pet, pets, literal gag, slapstick, slap stick, play on words, word play"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"
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palmistry, palm reading, palm read, hand read, hand reading, palm-reading, palm-read, hand, hands, palm, palms, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, palm reader, palmreader, palm-reader, psychic, esoteric, esoterically, mystic, mystically, mysticism, mystical, wicca, wiccan, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, sarcastic, sarcasm, modern life, modern, occult, crone, crones, old crone, window painter, window painting, window, windows, storefront, store front, chintzy, chintz, ironic, ironyMediterranean Martini
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foodie, foodies, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, mediterranean diet, mediterranean, mediterranean cuisine, olive, olives, italy, italian, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogs, food blogger, food bloggers, visual gag, spoof, spoofed, drink, drinking, drinker, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholic drink, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktail stick, cocktail sticks, stick, sticks, martini glass, martini glassesModern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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air strike, air strikes, drone strike, air force, drone, drones, air-strike, air-strikes, drone-strikes, militaries, military, army, armies, violent, violence, calling it in, call it in, general, generals, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, modern warfare, war, warfare, modern war, modern life, technology, spin off, spin-off, spoof, spoofed, parody, parodies, parodied, william tell, folkstory, folkstories, folktale, folktalesJimmy Mussolini With "Leon""Precious I cannot be. One more allusion to Gilgamesh and I'll trash out. I make mistakes, just like you, every day. This may be one of them. I'll take the money and walk."
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irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parodyThe Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken
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risk averse, risk, risky, risk aversion, anxious, anxiety, paranoia, paranoid, cooking, cookery, cookery classes, recipe, recipes, cook, chef, chefs, cooks, absurd, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, parodied, worry, worrisome, worry wart, worried, chicken, chickens, poultry, nervous, nervousness, nerve, unnerved, woman, women, house wife, housewife, housewives, learn to cook, learning, learn, modern, modern life"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."
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doll, dolls, karate, martial, martial arts, arts, japanese, japanese culture, japan, east asia, east asian, hands, hand, fist, fists, chop, karate chop, fight, fighting, traditional, traditionally, mat, mats, tatami mat, tatami mats, porcelain, careful, oxymoron, nonsense, nonsensical, slapstick, spoof, spoofed, porcelain doll, porcelain dolls, trinket, trinkets"It's meaningless, lady, believe me—I painted it."
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irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, retraced, backtrack, lost, wander, wandering, abstract, minimal, minimalist, taste, tastes, meaning, meaningless, pretentious, pretentiouslyMy Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise
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dali, salvador dali, baby, babies, expect, expecting, expects, surreal, surrealism, reality, realist, realistically, realism, clock, clocks, melt, melting, classic, classical, classic art, classical art, spin off, spin-off, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, pun, puns, punny, punning, word play, word-play, play on words, reality, reality tv, television, television show, reality tv showTonight... Dine At The Terror Room
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terror, fear, feared, scared, scary, horror, horrors, threat, threatened, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, modern, modern life, modern fear, fears, first world problems, first world, first-world, problems, problem, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dinner, dine, dines, dining experience, fine dining, entertainment, food, eating out, eating, foodie, food lover, stress, stressedAre You As Dumb As a Post?
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stupid, stupid test, test, testing, iq test, iq, intelligent, intelligence, brain teaser, brain teasers, brain, brains, stupidity, dumb, dumber, dumb as a post, idiot, idiocy, idiotic, idiots, idiotically, personify, personified, personification, are you as smart as a, smart as a, dumb as a, spoof, spoofs, spoofed, parody, parodied, parodies, quiz, quizzes, exam, exams"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."
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irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, abstract, minimal, minimalist, taste, tastes, party, parties, upper class, class, drink, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, martini, maritinis, exhibit, bar, bars, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, reception, receptions, open, opening"Nobody asked me about my process."
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artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, process, processes, starving artist, sullen, huff, huffing, egoMary One With "Horror Show" (In Progress)"Placating proponents of, like, a rationalist strategy for postmodern deconstruction runs, like, counter to my recipe for spaghetti con i funghi."
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irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody"I wish this bench was in front of something I understood."
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irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, bench, benches, tired, tiresome, understand, understanding"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."
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air strike, air strikes, drone strike, air force, drone, drones, air-strike, air-strikes, drone-strikes, militaries, military, army, armies, violent, violence, calling it in, call it in, general, generals, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, modern warfare, war, warfare, modern war, modern life, technology, spin off, spin-off, spoof, spoofed, parody, parodies, parodied, tree, trees, stuck in a tree, ball, bark, barking, pet, pets, domestic pet, domestic pets, sarcasm, sarcastic, tree, trees, dog, dogs, anything for my dog"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."
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interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, stupid, stupidity, stupidly, cement, cement shoe, cement shoes, wrong, bungle, bungled, incorrect, incorrectly, goof, goofed, spoof, parody, play on words, word-play, visual gag"Thank goodness he was wearing a condom."
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condom, condoms, protection, always use protection, humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stunt, stunts, cracked, cracks, injuries, injured, injury, injuring, cracks, king's horses, king's men, repair, repairs, visual gag, pun, puns, play on words, word play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies"We divided it up so I do everything right and he does everything wrong."
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always right, never right, husbands and wives, wife, wives, fishwife, husband, husbands, married life, marriage, unhappy marriage, unhappy, unhealthy, bad, relationship, divided, dividing, divvied, bias, biased, women, woman, modern marriage, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, unlikely, cell, cell phone, phone, phones, phone call, call, calls, called"It must be pouring outside."
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irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, retraced, backtrack, lost, wander, wandering, abstract, minimal, minimalist, taste, tastes, rain, raining, busy, crowd, crowds, weather, bad weather, shelter, shelteredStill Waiting For Something To Turn Up, Mr. Micawber Is Ignored
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reversal, reverse, reversed, invert, inverted, inversion, subvert, subverted, subversion, spoof, parody, parodied, imagery, familiar, stereotype, stereotypes, desert, in the desert, hallucinate, hallucination, sand, sands, lost, stranded, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, suburban, urban, modern world, ecology, ecological, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, backyard, back yard, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, climate, climates, crawl, crawling, situation, situational, situations"I've asked you not to use the siege tower to meet women."
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peasant, peasants, soldier, soldiers, medieval, warrior, warriors, siege, sieged, sieges, siege ladder, ladder, ladders, siege tower, tower, towers, siege towers, princess, princesses, women, date, dates, dating, parent, parents, parenting, feudal, feudalism, spoof, spoofs, tech, technology, war machine, war machines, machine, machines