"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."
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"For drinks or dinner?"
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"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."
Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door
"Get a tomb!"
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"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."
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"Come on in. The kids are in the backyard bobbing for pink eye."
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"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"
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"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."
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"It develops we'll have no trouble producing the new drug in large quantities, sir!"
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"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."
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Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow
"On the other hand, people always remember my name...."
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"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"
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Board Reads: I Am An Insane Eye Doctor And I Am Going To...
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"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."
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"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."
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"How much for just the ring?"
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"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."
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"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"
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"I've always thought it was eerie. He expired the same day as his Visa card."
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"Where's your candy."