Sport Cartoons

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

Sumo on Ice

"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

Too many coxes.

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"I wouldn't. It's a toupee."

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"Want to know what I think?"

"Wear a helmet."

"Still on your left."

I'm BAD deal with it

"Jason, I'd like to let you play, but soccer is a girls' game."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."

"OK, Cynthia, I'll tell you about my hopes and dreams, my joys and my passions. But be forewarned - they all concern a particular sports team."

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"What's wrong with that quiet little table for two in front of the Rangers game?"

A giant boxing glove attached to a wrecker smashes into a building.

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

"Oh, hell."

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

"I'm not much of a baseball-strike fan. I'm more of a hockey-strike fan."

"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."