"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
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"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."
"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"
"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."
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Tags:devil, devils, hell, 666, the number of the beast, call the devil, route 66, satan, satanism, west coast, highway, highways, road sign, road signs, highway sign, highway signs, road trip, road trips, the devils number, the devil's number, desert, deserts, arizona, sonoran desert, convertible, convertibles, sports car, sports cars
"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."
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"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."
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"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."
Tags:engineer, engineering, german engineering, auto, autos, automobile, car, cars, motor, motors, sports car, muscle car, sales, salesman, salesmen, showroom, car salesman, advanced engineering, mechanic, mechanical engineering, mechanics, car maintenance, hard sell, hardsell, hard-sell, couple, couples, buy, buyer, buyers, customer, customers, customer service, spin, rhetoric, persuade, persuasive, persuading, persuades, dupe, duped, crook, model, car model
"Your dad seems really focussed on his own journey."
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Man driving a car with a license plate that reads "Yield".
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"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."
"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, sports car, sports cars, convertible, convertibles, youth, young, age, aging, ageing, growing older, getting older, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, serious, testosterone, man, men, boy, boys, manly, hormone, hormones, muscle car, muscle cars
Amish Midlife Crisis
Tags:amish, amish people, amish society, amish country, horse and buggy, horse and buggies, horse cart, horse carts, no electricity, midlife crisis, midlife crises, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, pennsylvania, cheetah, cheetahs, sports car, sports cars, middle age, self-confidence, compensation, mood swing, mood swings, impulsivity, impulse purchase, impulse purchases
"Are you sure this doesn't have mid-life crisis written all over it?"
"MY flashy red sports car was stolen by the punk I used to be."
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"If we carpool, we can all save some money on our midlife crises."
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"You don't look like you need bread crumbs."
"Sure you'll be cramped, but you'll be cramped in luxury."
Tags:car dealership, car dealerships, car dealer, car dealers, car lot, car lots, car salesman, car salesmen, salesman, salesmen, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, buying a car, cramped, small, tiny, luxury, luxury car, luxury cars, luxury vehicle, luxury vehicles, luxury automobile, luxury automobiles, style, sports car, sports cars, status symbol, status symbols, selling persuading, persuasive, consumerism
"Rachel bought herself a Porsche, so I got my boobs done."
Corvette with Spoiler
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I feel like I'm more productive this way.
"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."
Tags:sports car, sport car, sport cars, sports car, car, cars, car salesmen, car salesman, car sales, sales pitch, sales pitches, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, wife, wives, husband, husbands, divorce, divorces, divorce proceedings, separation, separations, fiscally irresponsible, fiscal irresponsible