Tags:canada geese, canada, birds, geese, hockey, window, canadian geese, hocky, hockey lover, hockey lovers, ice hockey, national sport, national sports, canada, goose, favorite sport, favorite sports, favourite sport, favourite sports, watching sports, sports fan, sports fans, canadian, canadians, canuck, canucks
He Watched Sports
Tags:grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, tombstone, tombstones, paying respects, remembering, remembrance, sports, sports fan, sport fan, sport fans, sports fans, boring, bore, bores, epitaph, epitaph, boring person, boring people, wasted life, pointless, pointlessness, depressing, dying
The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
"What's wrong with that quiet little table for two in front of the Rangers game?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, table, tables, quiet little table, table for two, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, watching tv, watching television, sport, sports, watching sports, hockey, ice hockey, watching hockey, fan, fans, sports fan, sports fans, hockey fan, hockey fans, new york, ny, romantic, date, dates, romantic dinner, romantic dinners, dating, playoff, playoffs, play-off, play-offs, hockey play-off, hockey play-offs, hockey playoffs, hockey playoff, playoff game, playoff games, play-off game, play-off games, husbands, husband, boyfriend, boyfriends, men, man, married life, modern life, marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems
Tags:baseball, baseballs, professional baseball player, professional baseball players, professional athlete, professional athletes, pro athlete, pro athletes, sport, sports, trade, trades, sports trading, baseball trade, baseball trades, team, teams, boston, fan, fans, sports fan, sports fans, athlete, athletes, athletic
"It was a complete blowout – I lost my seat, my house, my car, my wife, and my season ticket to the Redskins."
Tags:politics, politicians, election, elections, electoral loss, loss, lose, loser, lost seat, unseated, unseat, capitol hill, congress, congressmen, congressman, losing it all, lost it all, losing everything, big loss, big losses, high stakes, blowout, priorities, redskins, season ticket, sport, sports, sports fan, american football, football, football fan, football enthusiast, washington, washing d.c., divorce, divorces, divorce settlement, divorce settlements
Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.
Atlas holds up a football.
"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"
"If the Yankees move to New Jersey, will you be going, too?"
"Now can we turn in?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, cave, caves, hibernation, hibernating, sleep, sleeping, sleepy, bedtime, going to bed, going to sleep, sport, sports, sports fan, sports fans, fan, fans, football, american football, final, finals, game, games, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, man, men
"Hey, if you could take a drug that made you better at watching TV, wouldn't you?"
Tags:drug, drugs, drug use, drug user, drug users, steroid, steroid use, steroid user, steroid users, performance enhancement, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, couch potato, couch potatoes, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, lazy, laziness, tv addict, television addict, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, sports fan, sports fans
Tags:j'accuse, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, marriage, marriages, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, suspicious, suspicions, trust issues, jealous, jealousy, overbearing, guys night, sports fan, sports fans, sport, sports, treason, betray, betrayed, betrayal, petty treason, guilty, innocent, accuse, accusation, accusations
"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."
Tags:baseball, baseball teams, baseball team, baseball fan, baseball fans, baseball hat, baseball cap, baseball hats, baseball caps, sports team, sports teams, sports fan, sports fans, sports fashion, sport fashions, poser, posing, new york sports teams, new york sports, new york baseball, logo, logos, team mascot, team mascots, hat, hats, cap, caps, sports paraphernalia, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations
"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"
Tags:mr. right, mr right, mr perfect, mr. perfect, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, wedding, weddings, wedding day, walking down the aisle, sports fan, sports fans, sport fan, sport fans, baseball fan, baseball fans, baseball game, baseball games, baseball match, baseball matches, cap, caps, hat, hats, irreconcilable differences, true love, true loves
"The client looks bored, Leventhal - take off your shirt and run around the infield."
"Do you mind if I use yet another sports analogy?"
Tags:sports, sport, sports fan, sports fans, sports enthusiast, sports enthusiast, sports analogy, sports analogies, baseball, baseball analogy, baseball analogies, repetition, repetitiveness, conversation, idiom, idioms, sports idiom, sports idioms, explain, explaining, condescend, condescending, boring, bored, boredom, drink, drinking, men drinking, at the pub, at the bar, one trick money, broken record, like a broken record
"Football takes my mind off basketball."
Tags:football, football game, football games, baseball, baseball games, baseball game, monday night football, watching the game, watching football, watching football games, football season, football seasons, baseball season, baseball seasons, sports, sports fan, sports fans, sports addict, sports addicts, sports obsessed, sports obsessed, football widow, football widows, baseball widow, baseball widows, sports widow, sports widows, tv, t.v., television, televisions, telly, wife, wives, husband, husbands, jock, jocks
Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, moses, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, ten commandments, 10 commandments, commandment, commandments, decalogue, christianity, judaism, foam finger, foam fingers, foam hand, foam hands, number 1, number one, #1, fan, fans, sport, sports, sports fan, sports fans, cheering, tablet, tablets, stone
"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"
Tags:sports, sport, sports fan, sports fans, sports season, sports addict, sports fanatic, baseball, baseball fan, baseball fans, baseball season, baseball seasons, marriage, marriages, married life, married lives, long term relationship, long-term-relationships, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, sports widow, sports widows
Tags:subway series, baseball, baseball team, baseball teams, baseball season, baseball seasons, baseball game, baseball games, sports rivalry, sports rivalries, rivalry, rivalries, new york sports, new york sports teams, new york sports, subway, subways, ticket, tickets, ticket scalping, ticket scalper, ticket scalpers, markup, markups, scalper, scalping, scalpers, token, tokens, subway token, subway tokens, sketchy, ticket, tickets, ticket prices, ticket price, ticket re-selling, ticket re-sellers, ticket re-seller, new york city street, new york city streets, nyc, life in new york, new york life, sports fan, sports fans, sports games, sports, sport
"Nick is in here, pondering his backhand."
"Of course I'm paying attention- I've pressed the mute button."
Tags:baseball fan, baseball fans, football fan, football fans, mute button, the mute button, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, tv addict, tv addicts, tv addiction, distracted, distraction, distractions, ignore, ignoring, ouple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, disrespectful, sports fan, sports fans
"Yeah, we renewed our vows--his vow of silence and my vow of abstinence."
Tags:soccer, soccer fan, soccer broadcast, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, married lives, long term relationship, long-term-relationships, vows, vow, renew vows, renewing vows, renewed vows, vow of silence, vow of abstinence, sports widow, sports widows, sports fan, sports fans, abstinence, abstinent, lysistrata, bitter, bitter spouse, bitter spouses, angry wife, angry wives, bitter wife, bitter wives
"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."
Tags:couch potato, couch potatoes, slob, slobs, slovenly, beer bottle, beer bottles, waste, wasteful, fascination, fascinating, interest, interesting, interested, sports fan, sports fans, lazy, laziness, lazy bones, loser, losers, husband, husbands, judgements, judgement, judgment, judgmental, judgemental, wife, wives, gross, embarrassing