Spouse Cartoons

Spouse Cartoons

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"Surprise! It's my birthday."

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"You're not going to put that there, are you?"

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"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."

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"Talk to me, Alice. I speak woman."

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"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."

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"Sleep tight and dream of me."

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"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

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"You know, I never properly vetted you."

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"For God's sake, have some populist rage."

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"I want you to take some time off! Relax a little."

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"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "

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"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

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"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

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"The night-before pill for me, the morning-after one for her."

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"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."

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"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

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"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."

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"There needs to be room in the relationship for me to say I'm divorcing you."

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A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

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"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

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"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"

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"Helen changed our song, and she refuses to hum even a few bars to me."

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"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."

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"It's time to split the Hosta funkia!"

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"Marjorie, I've got something to tell you."

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