Spouses Cartoons

"Surprise! It's my birthday."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC120407
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3000x2717 pixels (unwatermarked)
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birthday, birthdays, shopping spree, shopping sprees, birthday present, birthday presents, present, presents, gift, gifts, shop, shops, shopping, buy, buys, buying, retail therapy, forgot, forget, forgets, forgetful, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, retail therapy, retailer, retailers

"You're not going to put that there, are you?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC132279
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3001x2390 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bird, birds, nest, nests, build a nest, building a nest, critique, critiques, critiquing, critic, critics, architect, architects, architecture, builder, builders, construction, construction worker, construction workers, criticism, criticisms, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, partner, partners, bicker, bickers, bickering

"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC124750
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5005x3953 pixels (unwatermarked)
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irritable spouse, marriage, marriages, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, doctor, doctors, md, mds, diagnosis, medical diagnosis, sham diagnosis, wrong diagnosis, incorrect diagnosis, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselor, counselors, counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counselling, therapy, therapist, therapists, marriage therapists, marriage therapy, syndrome, syndromes, spousal dispute, spousal disagreement, disagree, disagreement, disagreements, argue, argument, arguments, irritable, irritability

"Talk to me, Alice. I speak woman."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC22712
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1500x792 pixels (unwatermarked)
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communication, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, communication problem, communication problems, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, marriage problem, marriage problems, difficulty, difficulties, marriage problem, marriage problems, couples, couples counselor, couples counselors, gender, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes

"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC29682
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2844x2197 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dog, dogs, housebreaking, housebroken, one-track mind, one-track minds, singleminded, urinate, urinating, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, rant, rants, ranting, argument, arguments, arguing, solution, solutions, useless, singleminded, single-minded, spat, spats, argument, arguments, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples

"Sleep tight and dream of me."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC124943
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4790x4232 pixels (unwatermarked)
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final instruction, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, instruction, instructions, final instructions, dream, dreams, dreaming, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, glare, glares, glaring, angry, pissed off, furious, seethe, seethes, seething

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC124243
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4625x4076 pixels (unwatermarked)
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collectible, collectibles, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, straw, straws, collector, collectors, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, slob, slobs, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, argument, arguments, spat, spats, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, frustration, frustrations

"You know, I never properly vetted you."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC125600
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6938x5989 pixels (unwatermarked)
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vet, vets, vetting, vetted, background, backgrounds, background check, background checks, husband, husbands, wife, wives, bride, brides, groom, grooms, spouse, spouses, vetting officer, vetting officers, paranoid, paranoia, romantic, just married, honeymoon, honeymoons, honeymooning, romantic

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC130892
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4426x3607 pixels (unwatermarked)
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populist, populism, rage, raging, angry, populists, politics, anger, angers, raged, enraged, calm, calmed, calms, apathetic, apathy, indifferent, politics, politic, political, marriage, husband, wife, husbands, wives, partner, spouse, spouses, partners, newspaper, news, current affairs, current events, newspapers, indifferent, passive, passivity, lethargy, unconcern, unconcerned, passive

"I want you to take some time off! Relax a little."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC28865
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2360x1570 pixels (unwatermarked)
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stress, stresses, stressing, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, relax, relaxation, relaxing, calm, calm down, calming down, stress ball, freak out, freaking out, time off, vacation, vacations, vacation time, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, source of stress, mental health, mental health break, mental health breaks

"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC135258
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4466x4626 pixels (unwatermarked)
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apology, apologies, spat, spats, row, rows, fall out, falling out, florist, florists, flower, flowers, bouquet, bouquets, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriages, long-term relationship, overreact, overreaction, self-righteous, self-righteousness, outraged, indignant

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC122889
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4800x2773 pixels (unwatermarked)
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low-hanging fruit, meat, meat eater, meat eaters, meat eating, carnivore, carnivores, meat and potatoes, preference, preferences, food, foods, nag, nags, nagging, wife, wives, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, prehistoric, prehistory, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, anthropology, anthropologist, anthropologists, spouse, spouses, dinner options, dinner option

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC43598
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2808x2280 pixels (unwatermarked)
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feng-shui, consultant, consultants, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, redecoration, husband, husbands, decorate, decorates, decorating, decor, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, house, houses, home, new age, chinese, de-stress, de-stressing, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, spouse, spouses, dysfunctional relationship

"The night-before pill for me, the morning-after one for her."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC120856
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3000x2684 pixels (unwatermarked)
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morning after, morning after pill, morning after pills, ed, erectile dysfunction, impotent, impotence, medication, medications, birth control, may-december, may-december romance, may-december romances, trophy wife, trophy wives, age difference, age differences, spouse, spouses, date, dates, dating, one night stand, one night stands, prescription, prescriptions, pharmacy, pharmacies, big pharma, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals

"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC122814
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3263x3083 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, married, marries, marry, marriages, relationship, relationships, fire, fires, husband, husbands, wife, wives, partner, partners, spouse, spouses, burn, burning, remind, reminder, reminds, cliche, cliches, don't forget, forget, forgetful, don't forget to call your mother, urgent, relaxed, unforgettable, urgency, emergency, panic, friendly, work, working, business, businessman, works, leaving, leaves

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC40503
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2071x2216 pixels (unwatermarked)
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handwriting, handwriting analysis, identity, identification, stolen identity, stolen identities, identity thief, identity thief, husband, husbands, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, spouse, spouses, talk show, talk shows, wife, wives, paranoid, paranoia, paranoiac, paranoiacs

"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."

Artist:
Warp, Kim
Search ID:
CC132048
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4476x4648 pixels (unwatermarked)
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gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, spouse, spouses, nag, nags, nagging, careless, carelessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, husband, husbands, man, men, put away, puts away, putting away, knife, knives, wash, washes, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishwasher, dishwashers, doing dishes, do the dishes, sink, sinks

"There needs to be room in the relationship for me to say I'm divorcing you."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC120465
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3000x2237 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married, marry, divorce, divorcing, divorces, divorcees, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, problem, problems, space, need space, veiled, avoidance, indirect, direct, couples counselling

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC121438
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6000x4771 pixels (unwatermarked)
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blame, blames, blaming, spouse, spouses, feminism, feminist, feminists, husband, husbands, paranoid, paranoia, fault, scapegoat, scapegoats, row, rows, fight, fights, argument, arguments, spat, spats, marital, disagreement, disagreements, magazine, magazines

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC123789
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4629x4775 pixels (unwatermarked)
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partner, partners, life partner, life partners, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage material, attraction, unattractive, desire, desires, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, grow old, growing old, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, frank, frankness, honest, honesty, date, dates, dating

"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC24088
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1409x1581 pixels (unwatermarked)
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king, kings, queen, queens, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, infidelity, infidelities, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, politician, politicians, government, governments, fib, fibs, fibbing, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, argument, arguments, arguing, disagreement, disagreements, admit, admits, admitting, confess, confesses, confession, confessions, justification, justifications, honest, honesty, dishonest, dishonesty

"Helen changed our song, and she refuses to hum even a few bars to me."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC123713
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3290x2540 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business, businessmen, marriage, marriages, married, marry, marries, husband, husbands, wife, wives, song, our song, songs, relationship, relationships, difficult, difficulty, stereotypical, typical, song, songs, spouse, spouses, marital problem, love song, love songs, marital problems

"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC133408
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3030x3066 pixels (unwatermarked)
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forgive, forgives, forgiveness, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flyer miles, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, comfort, comforts, comforting, airline miles, airline, airlines, airport, airports, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, plane travel, plane travels, marital fight, marital fights, spat, spats, argument, arguments, marital, row, rows, make up, makes up, making up, buy forgiveness, buying forgiveness, bribe, bribes, bribery

"It's time to split the Hosta funkia!"

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC25354
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1506x1591 pixels (unwatermarked)
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divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcees, marriage, married, split, split up, break-up, break-ups, hosta, hostas, hosta funkia, plant, plants, splitting assets, assets, plantain lilies, plantain lily, breaking up, break up, splitting up, sharing out, dividing, horticulture, dividing hosta, houseplant, houseplants, spouse, spouses

"Marjorie, I've got something to tell you."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC43583
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2858x2790 pixels (unwatermarked)
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boys don't cry, secret, secrets, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, partner, partners, gender, sexuality