"Pardon me, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation."
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overhear, overhears, overhearing, conversation, conversations, converse, converses, conversing, butt in, butts in, butting in, mic, mics, microphone, microphones, eavesdrop, eavesdrops, eavesdropping, spy, spies, spying, cafe, cafes, talk, talks, talking, listen in, listens in, listening in, listening device, listening devices, parabolic, parabolic microphone, parabolic microphones"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
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detective, detectives, spy, spies, secret agent, secret agents, tabloid, tabloids, tabloid journalist, tabloid journalists, journalists, journalists, investigative journalist, investigative journalists, investigative journalism, career change, career changes, life choices, life choice, cia, the cia, espionage, informant, informants"This Year on the Via Venetto... Paparazzi with Fiber Optics."
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paparazzi, fiber optic, fiber optics, fibre optic, fibre optics, fiber optic cable, fiber optic cables, fibre optic cable, fibre optic cables, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, model, models, spy, spies, spying, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, celebrity, celebrities, italy, italian villa, italian villas, gossip, gossips, tabloid, tabloids, tabloid journalist, tabloid journalists, tabloid journalism, wire, wires, spaghetti, pasta, noodle, noodles, gossip rag, gossip rags"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."
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airport, airports, spy, spies, spying, surreptitious, glance, glances, look, looks, looking, snoop, snoops, snooping, nosy, idea, ideas, good idea, good ideas, new idea, new ideas, muse, muses, inspiration, inspirations, inspire, inspires, inspiring, laptop, laptops, privacy, private, peek, peeks, peeking, personal information, personal info, dprk, right to privacy, violation, violations of privacy"Mr. Harrison already sees you."
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nsa, surveillance, offices, working, worker, cctv, cctv camera, cameras, security cam, security camera, security cameras, privacy, personal privacy, privacy policy, private, private life, businessmen, businessman, business men, workplace, workplace surveillance, watched, being watched, paranoia, paranoid, big, brother, meeting, meetings, monitor, monitoring, security, secure, spy, spying, interview, interviews, interviewing, horrible bosses, boss, bosses, orwellian"When I signed up for the thought police, I didn't know it would be so damn boring."
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thought police, the thought police, control, controlling, spy, spys, secret agent, secret agents, investigator, investigators, authoritarian, authoritarian government, authoritarian governments, authoritarian state, authoritarian states, thought bubble, thought bubbles, thought cloud, thought clouds, false expectation, false expectations, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, privacy, freedom of speechTorture-Free C.I.A. Interrogation Tools
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cia, the cia, c.i.a., interrogation, interrogations, spy, spies, espionage, questioning, first world problems, bug bear, bug bears, irritation, irritations, pet peeve, pet peeves, interrogation technique, interrogation techniques, interrogation method, interrogation methods, free from, free from food"Can you keep a secret?"
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frog, frogs, secret, secrets, disguise, disguises, in disguise, costume, costumes, undercover, undercover agent, undercover agents, the princess and the frog, undercover operation, undercover operations, undercover op, undercover ops, spy, spys, secret agent, secret agents, centaur, centaurs, keeping secret, secret keeper, secret keepers, centaur, centaurs"Stay cool - we're picking up a lot of chatter."
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chatter, gossip, gossips, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, gossiper, gossipers, gossiping, espionage, intelligence agency, intelligence agencies, spy, spies, eavesdropping, eavesdropper, eavesdroppers, eavesdrop, spying, military intelligence, gchq, nsa, national security administration, national security agency, guard dog, guard dogsThe lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.
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homeland security, spy, spies, spying, government surveillance, surveil, surveilling, investigation, investigations, patience, fortitude, lion, lions, lion statue, lion statues, new york, new york city, new york city library, library, libraries, shush, shushes, shushing, shoosh, shooshes, shooshing"All the kids have noticed that Mom wears Russian Army boots."
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spy, spies, spying, cold war, russia, russian, russians, espionage, boot, boots, fashion, fashionable, fashions, army, armies, secret agent, secret agents, ussr, u.s.s.r., embarrassed, children, child, kid, kids, mom, mum, mother, mothers, moms, mums, intelligence, intel, undercover, undercoversOur Spies In France: What They Found Out
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france, french, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, american, americans, spy, spies, spying, ally, allies, alliance, alliances, benign, secret, secrets, break stereotypes, breaking stereotypes, edith piaf, diet, diets, dieting, high fat diet, high fat diets, fashion, chic, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, jerry lewisJames Bond: The Cutback Years
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cutback, cut back, cuts back, cutting back, spy, spies, fiction, fictional character, fictional characters, lean years, inexpensive, reducing expenses, personal expense, personal expenses, finance, finances, financial, financial trouble, financial troubles, budget, budget cut, budget cuts, retire, retires, retirement"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "
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neighborhood watch, neighbourhood watch, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourhood, neighborhood, creep, creepy, creeps, paedophiles, paedophile, creeper, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, voyeurism, caught, spy, spying, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, alcohol, beer, beers"Is it too much to ask for your trust? I've already explained that my dealings with Jennifer Monahan are of a covert nature."
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trust, trusts, trustworthy, husband, husbands, cheat, cheats, cheating, philander, philanders, philandering, excuse, excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, secret, secrets, marriage, marriages, angry wife, angry wives, furious, outrage, outraged, suspect, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, spy, spies, spying, husband, husbands, wife, wives"We get in, we go down, we walk to the Park. I do my business; we're in and out in ten minutes. Anyone asks, you're with me."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, walking the dog, dog walking, walkies, park, parks, business, secret, secrets, secretive, questionable, suspicious, crime, criminal, criminals, alibi, alibis, excuse, excuses, get in, get out, mission, missions, espionage, spy, spies, spying"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."
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dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, companion dogs, companion dog, doggie door, doggie doors, dog door, dog doors, working dog, working dogs, pet owner, pet owners, pet, pets, pet life, pet lives, employment, work, working, worker, workers, career, careers, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, spy, spies, coffee clutch, coffee clutchesA Realization
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realization, realizations, realisation, realisations, undercover, under cover of night, undercover agent, undercover agents, spy, spies, espionage, marine, marines, escape, escaping, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, secret agent, secret agents, disappointment, disappontments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, life choicesWives in the Trees
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wife, wives, spy, spies, spying, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, philander, philanders, philandering, cheat, cheats, cheating, suspicious, suspiciousness, suspicion, suspicions, lookout, looking out, paranoid, paranoia, stealth, stealthy"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"
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flirt, flirts, catcall, catcalls, catcalling, harass, harasses, harassing, gait, gaits, walk, walks, walking, porch, porches, hit on, hits on, hitting on, passerby, passers-by, people-watching, spy, spies, spying, attractive, attractiveness, attraction, attractions, stare, stares, staring, unwanted attention, unwelcome attention"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."
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nsa, national security agency, spy, spies, spying, domestic spying, domestic spy, domestic spies, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt trip, guilt trips, guilt tripping, call, calls, calling, calling home, call home, calls home, big brother, government, federal government, verify, verifies, verifying, verification"After we read every e-mail ever written, I'm gonna start on that new Dan Brown novel."
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author, authors, hate, hates, hated, popular fiction, writer, writers, writing, dan brown, reader, readers, reading, avid reader, avid readers, tedious, tediousness, nemesis, nemeses, arch-nemesis, arch-nemeses, nsa, cyber security, fbi, spy, spies, spying, cia, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, procrastination, law enforcement, hacker, hackers, hacking