"Man, it really tears me to think that some squares want to pull down these lovely, beautiful signs!"
"Are you married to the name?"
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"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."
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"We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now, I suggest we stick with our agreed-upon agenda."
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"That's the one I like best, but everyone else seems to like the other one."
Extremely Practical Jokes.
"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."
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"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."
"Be careful. Any man who wears earplugs at the gym is liable to wear a pocket protector at work."
"Brockhurst has an M.B.A. from Harvard and a Ph.D from Colombia, but everything he does is deeply rooted in the blues."