Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
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book, books, novel, novels, literature, writer, writers, author, authors, writing, publishing, publisher, publishers, editor, editors, publishing house, publishing houses, publishing company, publishing companies, manuscript, manuscripts, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, nest, nests, nesting, material, materials, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, compliment, compliments, complimenting, insulting"How will you ever know whether you're a flying squirrel if you don't give it a shot?"
"Of course, he's very low maintenance."
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low maintenance, pet, pets, formaldehyde, preserve, preserves, preserved, embryo, embryos, squirrel, squirrels, dead pet, dead pets, preservation, corpse, corpses, easy, pet care, pet owner, pet owners, low-maintenance pet, low-maintenance pets, cat lady, cat ladies, crazy cat lady, crazy cat ladies"This place would be so bucolic without you."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, squirrel, squirrels, rodent, rodents, place, places, bucolic, pastoral, rural, country, relationship, relationships, friendship, marriage, marriages, married life, friend, friends, mate, mates, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, spouse, spouses"Then again, we are what we eat."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, food, nut, nuts, crazy, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."
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birdfeeder, bird feeder, birdfeeders, bird feeders, bird food, birdfood, discovery, discoveries, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeological discovery, archaeological discoveries, squirrel, squirrels, squirrel feeder, squirrel feeders, early bird, notify, notification, food source, food sources, phonecall, phonecalls, early warning"Where's the nearest walnut station?"
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walnut, walnuts, nut, nuts, squirrel, squirrels, gas station, gas stations, refill, refills, refilling, petrol, petrol station, petrol stations, station, stations, fill up, fills up, filling up"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."
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squirrel, squirrels, copy, copying, copycat, copycats, copies, copied, steal, stole, stolen, steals, animal, animals, behaviour, behaviours, accuse, accusing, accuses, run, running, mimic, imitate, mimics, immitates, emulate, emulates, emulating, follow, following, follows, plagiarism, plagiarist, plagiarists, intellectual property"I've been with a lot of gentle woodland creatures who turned out to be real sickies."
"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, history, historical, accident, accidents, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, paranoia, paranoid, secret, secrets, housing, house, houses, freemasonry, masonry, mason, masons, freemason, freemasons"I found some more acorns today."
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acorn, acorns, nut, nuts, bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, coupon, coupons, overstock, overstocks, overstocked, overstocking, save, saves, saving, savings, pack rat, pack rats, save up, saves up, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, squirrel, squirrels, chipmunk, chipmunks, storage, storage space, stuff, clutter, cluttered, mess, messyFlying squirrel.
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squirrel, squirrels, red squirrel, red squirrels, flying squirrel, lunge, lunging, lunges, attack, attacks, attacking, fall, falls, falling, accident, accidents, identity crisis"They say he was abandoned by summer people and raised by squirrels."
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summer people, summer person, vacationer, vacationers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaymaker, holidaymakers, holiday maker, holiday makers, squirrel, squirrels, long lost family, long-lost family, local myth, local mythology, abandoned baby, abandoned babies, wildman, wildmen, wild man, wild men, holiday home, orphan, orphans, wilderness, tourist, tourists, abandonment, abandonedGrecian urn with three dogs chasing a squirrel.
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dude, hey dude, casual, city, city boy, townie, townies, walking, street, street smart, street smarts, urban life, urban living, modern life, modern living, nature, natural, at one with nature, eco friendly, country side, countryside, eco-friendly, animal, animals, wildlife, raccoon, raccoons, squirrel, squirrels, natural, woods, wood, forest, forests, forest animal, forest animals, region, regions, regional, slang, city, cities, fashion, fashions, trendy, hip, hip and happeningA squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.
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animal, animals, birdseed, bird feeder, bird feeders, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, food, seed, seeds, dinner, dinnertime, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, calling, announcing, eating, dining, triangle, musical instrument, musical instruments, music, pest, pests, dinner's ready"The bubble has burst, Hollister, the word is out that we're just a bunch of squirrels."
"He never heard the Prius coming."
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electric engine, electric engines, hybrid engine, hybrid engines, green car, green cars, electric car, electric cars, wildlife, roadkill, road-kill, squirrel, squirrels, road accident, road accidents, traffic accident, traffic accidents, environmentally friendly, irony, car maker, car makers, car manufacturer, car manufacturers"I thought it came with an acorn."
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squirrel, squirrels, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, cocktail, cocktails, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, let down, let-downs, let-down, let downs, acorn, acorns, little umbrella, little umbrellas, martini, martinis, cocktail olive, cocktail olives, fussy, fussy customer, fussy customers, bar"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."
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