Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
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"I love your novel, and I feel that it would make excellent nesting material."
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"How will you ever know whether you're a flying squirrel if you don't give it a shot?"
"Of course, he's very low maintenance."
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"This place would be so bucolic without you."
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"Then again, we are what we eat."
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"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."
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"First, you're gonna dig a hole."
"Where's the nearest walnut station?"
"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."
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"I've been with a lot of gentle woodland creatures who turned out to be real sickies."
"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"
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"I found some more acorns today."
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"They say he was abandoned by summer people and raised by squirrels."
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Have You Seen Our Nut?
"Consider yourself chased."
Grecian urn with three dogs chasing a squirrel.
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"Harold's easing into retirement."
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At One With Nature
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A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.
"The bubble has burst, Hollister, the word is out that we're just a bunch of squirrels."
"He never heard the Prius coming."
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"I thought it came with an acorn."
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"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."
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