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St. Peter Cartoons
St. Peter cartoon 1 of 123
"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."
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st. peter, saint peter, representation, legal representation, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, litigation, lawsuit, lawsuits, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidating, client, clients, veiled threat, veiled threats, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, judge, judges, representative, representativesSt. Peter cartoon 2 of 123
"Actually, I preferred 'Heaven,' too, but then the marketing guys got hold of it."
St. Peter cartoon 3 of 123
"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, paperwork, document, documents, proof, evidence, death certificate, death certificates, government, governments, bureaucracy, duplicate, copy, copies, obituary, obituaries, obit, obits, news, newspaper, newspapers, media, getting into heavenSt. Peter cartoon 4 of 123
"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."
St. Peter cartoon 5 of 123
"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."
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"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"
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"Nobody 'leaked' your transgressions, Mister. We know everything up here."
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"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."
St. Peter cartoon 9 of 123
Concierge in Heaven
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concierge, concierges, heaven, heavenly gates, st. peter, saint peter, saint, saints, hotel, hotels, guest, guests, afterlife, afterlives, angel, angelsSt. Peter cartoon 10 of 123
"You had more money than God. That's a big no-no."
St. Peter cartoon 11 of 123
"Damn! God gave me that pen."
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heaven, heavenly, saint, saints, st. peter, saint peter, lost pen, lost pens, pen, pens, valuable, afterlife, afterlives, sentimental value, misplace, misplaces, misplaced, misplacing, careless, carelessness, saint, saintsSt. Peter cartoon 12 of 123
"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"
St. Peter cartoon 13 of 123
"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
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saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heavenly gates, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, saint, saints, sins, sinning, naughty list, naughty lists, vice, vices, evil, evils, eternal life, hell, hells, hades, after-life, after-lives, underworldSt. Peter cartoon 14 of 123
"No, sorry, you'll still be dumb."
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"So you can take it with you!"
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cliche, cliches, heaven, pearly gate, pearly gates, afterlife, death, dead, you can't take it with you, heaven's gate, possession, possessions, greed, greedy, materialism, entering heaven, entrance to heaven, death, after death, st. peter's gate, st. peter, saint peter, saint peter's gate, getting into heaven, golf club, golf clubs, golfer, golfers, grill, grills, barbecue, barbecuesSt. Peter cartoon 16 of 123
"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, violin, violins, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, repair, luthier, luthiers, violin repair, violin repairs, pleased, gladSt. Peter cartoon 17 of 123
"Well, all your good deeds appear to be in order - now all that's left is the cavity search."
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"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."
St. Peter cartoon 19 of 123
"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."
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"Go ahead, finish your beer."
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heaven, gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, the pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, pig, pigs, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, barbeques, barbeque, judgement, judgement day, dying, after life, the afterlife, afterlife, the after life, meat eater, meat eaters, omnivore, omnivoresSt. Peter cartoon 21 of 123
"Quick! I need some more charitable donations!"
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"St. Peter retired some time back. I'm St. Bill."
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heaven, dying, going to heaven, the afterlife, afterlife, st peter, st. peter, pearly gates, christian, christianity, christian, retiring, retired, let down, let downs, let-down, let downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, corporate, corporate world, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobsSt. Peter cartoon 23 of 123
"I hear they're desperate for new users."
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Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates
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"It's Amnesty International. They want to see the people we're holding."
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