St. Peter Cartoons

"Actually, I preferred 'Heaven,' too, but then the marketing guys got hold of it."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC38578
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2173x1795 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, st. peter, saint peter, name, names, name change, name changes, brand name, brand names, marketing, marketing department, marketing departments, brand, brand association, brand associations, pr, public relations, pr department, p.r., p.r. department

"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC25465
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3035x2003 pixels (unwatermarked)
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st peter, st. peter, saint peter, heavenly gates, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, worrier, worriers, worrying, worry, worries, anxiety, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety complex, anxiety complexes

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC43822
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2240x2060 pixels (unwatermarked)
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early detection, diagnosis, diagnoses, medical advance, medical advances, terminal, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, uncurable, condition, conditions, pearly gates, afterlife, st. peter, saint peter, heaven, heaven's gate, rare disease, rare diseases, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses, sickness, sick, prolonging life

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CC39217
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2167x1927 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lie, lies, lying, spin, spins, spinning, spin doctor, spin doctors, damage control, saint peter, st. peter, pr, public relations, pr rep, pr reps, pr representative, pr representatives, heaven, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, plead, pleads, pleading, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, argue a case, arguing a case, argue, argues, arguing

"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC32250
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3079x1821 pixels (unwatermarked)
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religion, religions, religious, st. peter, saint peter, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, wrong religion, wrong religions, choice, choices, bad choice, bad choices, wrong choice, wrong choices, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, god, debate, debates, debating

Concierge in Heaven

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC43547
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3450x2580 pixels (unwatermarked)
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concierge, concierges, heaven, heavenly gates, st. peter, saint peter, saint, saints, hotel, hotels, guest, guests, afterlife, afterlives, angel, angels

"You had more money than God. That's a big no-no."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC32894
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1902x1391 pixels (unwatermarked)
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st. peter, saint peter, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, heaven, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, rich, rich person, rich people, megarich, mega-rich, billionaire, billionaires, blasphemous, riches, 1%, millionaire, millionaires, too much money, jealous, jealousy, god, envious, envy

"Damn! God gave me that pen."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC121710
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3533x2531 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, heavenly, saint, saints, st. peter, saint peter, lost pen, lost pens, pen, pens, valuable, afterlife, afterlives, sentimental value, misplace, misplaces, misplaced, misplacing, careless, carelessness, saint, saints

"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC35560
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3634x1940 pixels (unwatermarked)
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resume, resumes, cv, cvs, salesmen, salesman, salesman of the month, achievement, achievements, afterlife, afterlives, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heavenly gates, pearly gates, good deed, good deeds, sales target, sales targets

"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC135229
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3008x3461 pixels (unwatermarked)
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saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heavenly gates, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, saint, saints, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, naughty list, naughty lists, vice, vices, evil, evils, eternal life, hell, hells, hades, after-life, after-lives, underworld

"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC40387
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2000x2809 pixels (unwatermarked)
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st. peter, saint peter, representation, legal representation, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, litigation, lawsuit, lawsuits, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidating, client, clients, veiled threat, veiled threats, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, judge, judges, representative, representatives

"Well, that was a birthday party the kids won't soon forget."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC128261
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4730x2743 pixels (unwatermarked)
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clown, clowns, circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns, birthday party, birthday parties, party, parties, birthday, birthdays, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, entertainer, entertainers, children's party, children's parties, children's entertainer, children's entertainers, afterlife, after-life, afterlives, pearly gates, heavenly gates

"When times were good I trickled stuff down."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC120187
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2000x1327 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, heaven, heavenly gates, pearly gates, good times, businessmen, businessman, philanthropy, good deed, good deeps, wealth inequality, economic inequality, financial inequality, money, rich, poor, economy, ethics, morals, trickle down economy, trickle-down economy, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, afterlife, afterlives, business morals, business ethics, corporate ethics, corporate morals

A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC29557
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heaven, death, autos, driving, tolls, religion, turnpike, turnpikes, new jersey turnpike, toll, tolls, toll road, toll roads, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, st. peter, saint peter, fast lane, fast lanes, speedy, afterlife, afterlives, life after death, mankoff

St Peter shaving the heads of angels

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC28134
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shannon faulkner, the citadel, corps of cadets, military college of south carolina, military college, military colleges, shaved head, shaved heads, faulkner v. jones et al., angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, heaven, pearly gates, heavenly gates, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, admissions policy, sexism, equality

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC140738
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upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, add-on, add-ons, adding on, airplane, airplanes, air travel, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flying, first class, upper class, premium economy, hidden fee, hidden fees, fee, fees, premium, hidden cost, hidden costs, credit card, credit cards, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, gates of heaven, afterlife, afterlives

"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC123503
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deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, pizza, pizzas, pizza boy, pizza man, prank, pranks, prank call, wiles, wiles of the devil, the devil, devil, deliver, delivery, takeout, take-out, take out, delivered, take away, takeaway, take-away

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

Artist:
Warp, Kim
Search ID:
CC123913
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deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, race, races, race of life, life, win, winning, finish, finished, chequered flag, checkered flag, marathon, marathons, running, run, runs

"We've been taking a little harder look at journalists lately."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC120958
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2000x1948 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, dead, afterlife, heaven, gates of heaven, entry, restriction, restrictions, scrutinise, scrutinised, scrutiny, journalist, journalists, journalism, writers, writer, reporter, reporters, public eye, media, politics, attention, facts, opinions, fake stories, intrusion, collusion, news, headlines, stories, professional ethics, ethics, ethical, fake news, fake news stories, st. peter, judgement, judgements, judgement day, hell, pearly gates, unscrupulous, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, press, press corps, unethical, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, typical

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC35132
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, violin, violins, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, repair, luthier, luthiers, violin repair, violin repairs, pleased, glad

"Sorry, all the wings are standard."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CX304151
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, money, rich, wealthy, affluent, bribe, bribes, bribing

"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC44442
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2000x1160 pixels (unwatermarked)
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god given right, god-given right, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heaven, heavens, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, sainthood, sainthoods, heavenly gates, pearly gates, sinner, sinners, right, rights, human right, human rights, debate, debates, arrogance

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Artist:
Chatfield, Jason
Search ID:
CX300097
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, st. peter, saint peter, survey, surveys, questionnaire, questionnaires, customer service, experience, experiences, comment, comments, consumerism, marketing

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC123792
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3007x2391 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, angel, angels, god, st. peter, st. peter's gate, gate, gates, entrance, entrances, judge, judges, judgement, judgement day, judging, death, after death, life after death, dead, modern, modern life, modernise, modernize, technology, computer, computers, record, records, history, data, meek, humble, passive, passive-aggressive, passive aggressive, unassuming, gentle, wordplay, word play