St. Peter Cartoons

St. Peter Cartoons

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"Actually, I preferred 'Heaven,' too, but then the marketing guys got hold of it."

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"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."

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"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

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"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

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"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."

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Concierge in Heaven

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"You had more money than God. That's a big no-no."

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"Damn! God gave me that pen."

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"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"

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"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."

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"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."

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"Well, that was a birthday party the kids won't soon forget."

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"When times were good I trickled stuff down."

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A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.

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St Peter shaving the heads of angels

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"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

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"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."

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Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

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"We've been taking a little harder look at journalists lately."

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"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

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"Sorry, all the wings are standard."

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"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."

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"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

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"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC120227   High Res: 3000x1351 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, st. peter, st. peter's gate, heaven's gate, gates to heaven, pearly gates, entering heaven, angel, angels, theologian, theologians, theology, philosophy

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"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

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