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"Surprise!"

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"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."

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"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"

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"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."

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"No, this isn't a book signing."

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"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"

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"Well, that was a birthday party the kids won't soon forget."

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"When times were good I trickled stuff down."

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St Peter shaving the heads of angels

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"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."

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Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

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"Promise me you won't laugh, I'm an attorney"

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"Lose the rug."

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"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."

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"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."

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"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC37074   High Res: 3079x1501 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, st peter, st. peter, heaven, the afterlife, afterlife, life after death, saint peter, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, holier than thou, rubbing salt into the wound

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"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

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"I'm going to need the promotion code."

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"All we have left is standing room only."

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"When it's eternity here, it's still early morning on the West Coast."

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"Mixed messages? Oh yeah, that is a problem."

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"Tell me you didn't pull up in a limo."

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"Certainly you're qualified, .… we're just trying to achieve a certain dynamic."

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"Here he is, folks, straight from his deathbed in Jersey City, a beautiful guy—let's hear a nice round of applause for . . ."

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"Whatever gave you the idea there'd be a long line?"

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