"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
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"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."
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"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
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"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
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"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
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"I think I speak for all of us."
The First Stairs
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They say the pen is mightier than the sword.
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"Looks like an inside job."
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Two men stand back-to-back prepared to duel, but one has stabbed the other in the back preemptively
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"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."
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"Is it shoot a cold, stab a fever?"
"Does it hurt when I do this?"
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"Once the animal has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple."
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"You're a lucky man - a little bit to the left and you'd be a goner."
A sanitation worker accidentally stabs something through a piece of litter.
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"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."
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"I have a question about my health coverage."
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"There goes your knighthood."
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A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist
"Oh, I do love a mystery."
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"I guess a diverse workplace won't solve all our problems."
A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back
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