Stab Cartoons

"Excellent-let's run it through legal."

"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."

"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."

"I think I speak for all of us."

The First Stairs

They say the pen is mightier than the sword.

"Looks like an inside job."

Two men stand back-to-back prepared to duel, but one has stabbed the other in the back preemptively

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

"Is it shoot a cold, stab a fever?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Once the animal has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple."

"You're a lucky man - a little bit to the left and you'd be a goner."

"Whodunit?"

A sanitation worker accidentally stabs something through a piece of litter.

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

"I have a question about my health coverage."

"There goes your knighthood."

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

"Oh, I do love a mystery."

"I guess a diverse workplace won't solve all our problems."

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

Body Shaming.