"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
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"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."
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"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
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"I think I speak for all of us."
The First Stairs
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"Turn over and I'll do your back."
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They say the pen is mightier than the sword.
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"Looks like an inside job."
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"They'll stab you in the back, but they give you full medical coverage."
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"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."
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"Let's talk about it in the morning."
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"Then the messenger shouldn't have been such a jerk."
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"You're a lucky man - a little bit to the left and you'd be a goner."
"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."
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"I have a question about my health coverage."
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"There goes your knighthood."
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A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist
"Oh, I do love a mystery."
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A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back
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"I was going to use a voodoo doll, but decided to skip the middleman
"Hold it right there!"
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"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."
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