"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
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"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
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"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
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"You're a lucky man - a little bit to the left and you'd be a goner."
A sanitation worker accidentally stabs something through a piece of litter.
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"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."
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"I guess a diverse workplace won't solve all our problems."
"I was going to use a voodoo doll, but decided to skip the middleman
"Hold it right there!"
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