"I was wondering when you'd notice there's lots more steps."
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"That's an excellent prescreened question, but before I give you my stock answer I'd like to try to disarm everyone with a carefully rehearsed joke."
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Cat and Mice
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"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."
The Seven Ages of Man: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy.
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"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."
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"No wonder we could get tickets."
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"A gentleman would offer his seat."
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Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy
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"Lights! Camera! Justice!"
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"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"
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"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."
"So you think you can cobble!"
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Waiting For The G Train
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Plato and Socrates, the Vaudeville Years
"Who here likes impressions?"
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BEWARE OF DOG
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"Actually, no, Sue—four is not a great age."
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him-yet somehow I did not realize that he was a cow."
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'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'
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"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."
Shakespeare In The Dark
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