"I was wondering when you'd notice there's lots more steps."
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"That's an excellent prescreened question, but before I give you my stock answer I'd like to try to disarm everyone with a carefully rehearsed joke."
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"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."
The Seven Ages of Man: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy.
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"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."
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"No wonder we could get tickets."
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"A gentleman would offer his seat."
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Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy
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"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"
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"So you think you can cobble!"
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Waiting For The G Train
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Plato and Socrates, the Vaudeville Years
"Actually, no, Sue—four is not a great age."
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"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."
Shakespeare In The Dark
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"Oh, good. You remembered my flag."
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Egg, Larva, Pupa and Adult
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"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"
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Super Karamazov Bros.
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"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."
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"And that was my day at the office. Thanks, Alice, you've been a great audience!"
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Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.
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"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."